The Weird Randomness of Me!

Sigh! My brother!

My brother poured ice cold water on my face.

I chewed ice into slush an spit it on him.

My brother put ice down my pants.

I kicked him 'where-no-boy-wants-to-be-kicked', yelled, "YOUR FLY IS DOWN!" and ran off like a criminally insane clown. (Joker- psychotic, a clown, and a criminal!)