Credit to: centurynjh
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luke: michael
luke: mikey
luke: mike
luke: dude
luke: MICHAEL ANSWER UR DAMN PHONE
luke: miiiiiichael :(
michael: what the fuck do u want emo
luke: ashton is being mean to me :(
Michael: so
luke: can i come over to u and calums place pls
michael: um no
luke: whY
michael: bc one, i don't like you
michael: second calum hates u
michael: third, i hate you
luke: stop spilling out liES
calum: michael why are u being mean to luke
luke: caaaaalum :D
michael: hes fucking bothering me with his lashton problems
calum: u should know by now that everyone in this band is open to help with lashton problems
michael: when tf did that become a thing???
michael: why is that even a thing ??????
calum: ....just now
luke: yeah asshole get with the program
michael: did u just use a 19th fucking century line at me?
luke: maybe
calum: not that im enjoying the muke-ness of this but like can u both stfu
-a few hours pass bc lashton had to have hot angry sex and a responsible discussion about their relationship whoOps-
luke: me and ashton made up
calum: no one cares gOd LUKE
calum: TAKE UR BULLSHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE K?
michael: wtf is wrong with u im the asshole
calum: oh.... i woNDER WHY
michael: that's what i just asked you lol??
calum: >:|
calum: so whafhtgt the fuCk whY didn't u tell me about this piercing??
michael: um
calum: weLL?
michael: i thought it wasn't a big deal???
calum: noT A BIG De AL
calum: d iD U HEaR THaT LADIES AND FUCKIN GENTLEMENS HE DIDNT THINK IT WAS A BIG D E A L
luke: lmao now u know how i felt when ashton got that tattoo
ashton: yeah but the after result of that tattoo was worth it
calum: LASHTON THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DISCUSSION STOP BEING AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE FFS
luke: take a chill pill goddamn
ashton: ur squinting so hard no wonder everyone always thinks ur asian
luke: is it good for ur neck veins to pop out like that???
calum: NOT THE TIME FUCKTARDS
michael: sooo...
calum: NO SEX. AGAIN.
michael: oH C'MON
ashton: only if u got a tongue ring lmao
luke: ^^^
michael: CAL
michael: CALUM
michael: IM SORRY I'LL RUB UR BACK FOR U
michael: PLS BBY IM HORNY
calum: stfu ur sleeping on the couch tonight
michael: WHAT DID I DO???
calum: U CAUSED OUR FANS TO HAVE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES ASSHOLE
calum: U CAUSED YOUR BOYFRIEND TO HAVE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES
michael: I DIDN'T MEAN TO
calum: LIES
luke: horton hears a bitch ass liar
ashton: luke shut up that's old and mikey stop being an ass
michael: IS THIS ANOTHER GANG UP ON MICHAEL DAY WTF
michael: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE TARGET GODDAMN
calum: bc u always do things to piss us off that's why u crusty spoon
luke: are u feeling it now mr krabbs?
ashton: ?
michael: ??
calum: ???
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5SOS "Whatever Ya Wanna Call Em's"
FanfictionThis is kinda sorta/not really-ish a collection of "whatever ya wanna call em's" that I have discovered - in my quite possibly & most likely excessive amount of time spent parroozing and reading here on Wattpad - and have found amazing, hilarious...
