Credit to: youtri_ed
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Calum: there is nothing on TV
Ashton: there is, you are just not trying hard enough to stick with a show
Calum: okay dad
Michael: daddyyy
Calum: ;))
Ashton: sToP omG
Calum: why? What are you gonna do about it dad?
Michael: punish you ;))))))) lol
Ashton: stahp it
Calum: daddy
Ashton: go back to watching TV
Calum: nothing is tickling my pickle
Michael: did he just say what I think he said?
Luke: yes
Ashton: yep
Michael: *boards rocket to the moon*
Luke: same
Ashton: *joins*
Calum: nothing is floating my boat,
Calum: milking my goat
Calum: buttoning my coat
Calum: writing my note..
Luke: *puts space helmet on* leggggoo
Michael: fuck the helmet I'm blasting out as fast as I can
Ashton: *gets on separate planes from Muke*
Michael: muke?
Ashton: your ship name ?
Michael: ooOHH OK
Calum: for real though, I pay for this fucking TV and there is nothing on
Luke: check the kids channels, they usually have okay stuff
Michael: like spongebob
Ashton: or Dora
Calum: okay I'm passing the kids channels
Calum: caillou..
Calum: icarly..
Calum: peppa pig..
Calum: Austin and Ally.. (a/n can I just say how much I hate this show lol k bye)
Calum: girl meets world (a/n and this omGGG)
Calum: drake and josh..
Calum: victorious..
Calum: breadwinners..
Calum: high school musical..
Luke: HSM?!!!!?!!?
Calum: what the diddly darn fuck is hsm?
Luke: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!
Calum: oh
Calum: never seen that one before..
Luke: WHATTT
Ashton: *silently judges you*
Michael: I'm not even judging you SILENTLY
Michael: HOW HAVD YOU NOT WATCHED HSM?
Calum: doesn't look appealing to me
Ashton: IM SO DONE WITH YOU
Luke: HOW? HWOW???
Michael: WATCH IT NOWW!!
Calum: okay I'll give it a shot
Michael: good
Ashton: so how's the film?
Calum: Idk
Calum: I don't like the songs
Luke: I'm..
Michael: ALL IN FAVOR OF KICKING CALUM OUT OF 5SOS RAISE YOUR HANDS
Ashton: *raises hand*
Luke: *raises hand*
Calum: uh *doesn't raise hand*
Michael: oh look its up to me.. Hard one.. Hm
Michael: *raises that motherfucking hand*
Ashton: you have an hour to collect your belongings
Luke: goodbye
Calum: plssss
Michael: no it was 3 against 1
Calum: whateVERRR
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