Flavoured Lube? - 5SOS/1D

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Credit to: deeplynjh

(Again you should read the whole book... its hilarious)
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Luke: LIVE FOR YOU

Luke : I LONG FOR YOU

Luke : OLIVIA

Cara : hEY HEY

Luke : I'VE BEEN

Cara : IDOLISING THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYES

Luke : OLIVIA

Calum : HEY HEY

Luke : I LIVE

Cara : FOR YOU

Calum : I LONG

Michael : FOR YOU

Gigi : OLIVIA

Ashton : DONT LEMME GOOOOOOOO

Michael : OOOOOOOoooOoh

Gigi : fin.

Harry : what the

Liam : fuck is happening

Niall : NO ONE LIKES THE SONGS I WRITE

Cara : maybe bc u only write about girls lying in beds with your t-shirt on NIALL

Michael : yeah like whats that about

Zayn : I HATE ALL OF YOU

Gigi : excuse

Zayn : haha jk ily x

Louis : harry where the FUCK ARE YOU

Cara : chill Louis he's in my flat

Gigi : *our

Michael : why u hustlin

Louis : bc mother fookin harry IS PISSING ME OFF

Luke : WHY U HUSTLIN

Calum : is everything alright

Harry : what happened babe?

Louis : IDK MAYBE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE PREGNANCY TESTS ALL OVER THE FLOOR OF THE WASHROOM

Zayn : lmao what

Ashton : why?

Harry : um

Cara : HARRY YOU

Gigi : IM CACKLIN

Michael : harry's preggos

Harry : i JUST WANT TO BE PREGNANT AND HAVE A BABY LOUIS WHY CANT YOU ACCEPT THAT

Louis : maybe bc YOU CANT HAVE A BABY

Harry : EXACTLY

Liam : wow harry

Niall : does anyone wanna come basketballing with me

Calum : mE

Michael : I WANNA

Luke : MEMEME

Ashton : I'LL COME

Liam : me 2

Zayn : me 3

Louis : me 4

Harry : me 5

Cara : me 6

Gigi : me 7

Niall : I LITERALLY ASKED ONE PERSON NOT EVERYONE

*at the basketball court*

Gigi : im wondering why tf we have 11 PPL IN THE BASKETBALL COURT

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