Credit to: youtri_ed
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Calum: fucking help
Michael: fucking no
Calum: no but seriously i think I'm dying
Michael: lmao what a shame
Luke: what did you do this time?
Calum: ok this is going to sound stupid but I seriously need help
Ashton: ok go on
Calum: so I was eating chicken and I wanted to spice it up so I put this very spicy hot sauce shit on it
Michael: oh wow the poor baby can't handle hot sauce ?
Calum: THATS NOT THE PROBLEM
Calum: I then went to the bathroom and I obviously held my dick
Luke: OH FUCK
Calum: and as you have probably guessed, MY DICK FEELS LIKE ITS ON FIRE
Michael: omg
Ashton: IM CRYING
Luke: put water on it?
Calum: IT MADE IT WORSE
Ashton: yeah milk is supposed to be better
Calum: IM NOT WASTING THE LAST DROP OF MILK I HAVE FOR MY FUCKING DICK
Luke: would you rather not have tea in the morning or not have a dick?
Calum: tea
Calum: BUT STILL
Michael: JUST PUT THE FUCKING COW JUICE ONTO YOUR PENIS
Ashton: I read somewhere that hot sauce can cause infections if it enters any holes
Calum: FUCJD
Luke: yikes™
Michael: do you have the milk on your dick??
Calum: I didn't know how to do it so I just put my dick in a glass of milk
Ashton: remind me to bring my own glasses to your house
Luke: how's it working out?
Calum: it feels much better
Ashton: good
Calum: what do I do with all this milk now?
Luke: throw it out???
Michael: make a fucking cake with it.. What do you think?? Throw it out
Calum: I'm not going to waste a perfectly good glass of milk
Ashton: oh no
Calum: I drank it
Luke: how DAIRY
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