Credit to: deeplynjh
Authors note from deeplynjh - Not meant to offend purely written for comedic purposes
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michael: my kink is memes
luke: wtf
michael: don't kink shame 2016
harry: michael is the reason that most of my text notifications are just memes
michael: you're welcome
ashton: why are British people so confusing
louis: I literally have no clue what you're on about, I'm an absolute ledge
harry: u wot m8??
liam: British ppl are a right laugh but they'll shank ya
harry: anyone up for a cheeky nandos
luke: pls speak English
niall: I read nandos
calum: what the hell is a cheeky nandos
zayn: Why. Would. You. Ask.
harry: mate it's hard to explain
liam: mate it's just like one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like 'brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead." and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
ashton: what the hell does this say
calum: why is my name being involved
niall: I'm crying
louis: it's not like Australians are any better
calum: wE'RE NORMAL
zayn: dude, aren't spiders in Australia like 30 inches
ashton: they can be like 1 foot
niall: I think I'm gonna pass out
michael: should I send a picture
niall: pls don't
michael: [picture attached]
louis: WTF IS THAT
louis: I LITERALLY JST GOT BACK WHATHEFHEL
liam: I'm going to have nightmares
luke: that's called a huntsman spider
(Do not google the spider unless you want nightmares & chills)
zayn: NIALLS CRYING LMAO
liam: ZAyn
zayn: I mean..
harry: is Australia even real
michael: lol idk
niall: I need a drink
harry: of water
niall: no, of alcohol
luke: Irish people ://
ashton: we're all being stereotypical
calum: ok smarty pants
ashton: Oi mate fuk off
liam: I'm gonna leave before I get a headache from all this Australian
calum: rude
luke: I found the Australian translation of cheeky nandos
louis: nO
harry: LEAVE
niall: sigh
luke: righto mate it's like this, you're havin' a Sunday sesh gettin fuckin' maggot with the boys, havin' a right piss up and it's fully sick.
zayn: can u not
ashton: Daveo and Steveo are settin up the barbie to cook some snags but ya fuckin' gas bottle's carked it! Bazza's like who's keen for a maccas run but you had maccas for brekky and Tommo had it this arvo.
louis: what
michael: Then Archie, the fuckin' mad cunt he is, goes hey boys I'll be DD, piles us into the commodore (SSV cuz he's big mobs of cash doin FIFO) and we all cruise down to nandos for a feed.
calum: I would like to apologize on behalf of Australians everywhere
liam: I've never been so confused
niall: this concludes our daily Australian talk, pls let's never do this again
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