Me: So... who do you think we should do next?
Twila:hmm... what about Miroku from InuYasha? he should be fairly easy to prank.
Me: No, we've already done two people from InuYasa. It wouldn't seem fair to anyone else if we just did them... what about Jun from specail a?
Mitski: No, we have do do someone from an anime we haven't pranked yet.
Me: Your right... *snaps fingers and jumps up* I've got it! Lets do one of the twins from OHSHC!
Twila: Yeah! I love them! But which one?
Me: I vote Hikaru. He is freaking awesome.
Twila: Why him? Why not Kauru?
Me: Well first of all, Hikaru is more impulsive then Kauru, which what makes him so awesome, and Kauru would just raise an eyebrow at us and hang up. Besides, Hikaru would be much more fun to prank!
Dustin: Oh, hey guys. I just came over to see how princess Prankster is doing.
Me: For the last time, don't call me princess!
Dustin: Well, sorry. (ruffles hair) sometimes your so pushy.
Me: I'm not Pushy! I'm just... opinionated.
Dustin: *rolls his eyes* uh huh. and Kai doesn't have a crush on every girl on the drill team.
*glances at the phone in my hand* Oh you guys are in the middle of a prank? sorry to interrupt. Who is it?
Me: Hikaru from OHSHC.
Dustin: Really? But i thought you thought all the host club guys were just a bunch of spoiled, rich, perverted, jerks.
Me: In theory, yes. But Hikaru has a small chance of being possibly being sane. So can i get back to my job now?
Dustin: Sure. But Mitski, aren't you a little troubled by this? I mean, you've got a big obsession over one of the OHSHC guys right?
Mitski: I"M NOT OBSESSED! Besides, Kyoya isn't the one being targeted here, so it's okay.
Me: Can you two stop gabbing so i can get on with it?
Dustin: *sigh* Sure. Go ahead.
(Dails phone number)
Hikaru: Hello?
Me: Hi, um is Hikaru there?
Hikaru: No, sorry this is Kauru. You must have gotten the wrong phone number.
Me: No, I got the right one. You guys just like to play tricks on all the girls at school, so you guys told them the other twins phone number so you could play around with them. I know what I'm talking about, Hikaru.
Hikaru: H-How did you-- (Sweat drop--) ^*-*
Me: How did I know? Simple. I've got friends i high places. Besides. It's the obvoius thing you two would have done.
Hikaru: Thats impossible. We've got high security! Only Host club members now that info--
Me: Host club members eh? Well, what would happen if a certain member happened to be your cousin? Like... I don't know... Haruhi?
Hikaru: Haruhi?
Me: Yeah, you know, the girl who cross dresses for you guys so she can pay her huge debt, and it so happens she is the only one who cant tell you too apart- which i think is stupid since, you two are totally different. You two don't even have the same voice. It's amazing that Haruhi is the only one!
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Anime Prank Calls (BlueRose edition)
FanfictionOkay people, heres the deal. I saw all these other anime prank calls and they were so hillarous, i had to try it out myself. (sorry otakufox!) but don't worry, i wont copy cat! By the way, i'm not only, doing anime, i'm also doing manga, some other...
