Me: So it looks like we're doing Grey this time.
Twilla:YES! Finally!
(Me and Mitski glance at each other then at Twila)
Me: Uh, what do you mean, finally?
Twila: *sigh* Well, we're always pranking the poeple you guys like, but this is the first time we've actaully done someone who is in my top three.
Me: Wow. I'm sorry Twila. I had no idea you felt so serious about this. Speaking of which... who is in your top three, other then grey?
Twila: I'll keep that peice of info to myself for now, thank you. So.. what are we going to do to him!?
Me: You know that sounded real dirty just know.
Twila:Oh, shut up!
(hudle into a group and whisper franticly)
Me:Mitski, wheres his number?
Mitski: Um... thats the hard part.
Me: What do you mean 'hard'? since when have you found anything 'hard'?! Don't bail on me now Mitski!
Mitski: I'm not! I can't beleive you are doubting my abilities! He just happens to not have a phone after all, you can just contact him through one of his friends.
Me: Oh! can I call Lucy? She always kinda reminded me of myself...
Mitski: (raises eyebrow) since when have you started asking me what you can and can't do?
Me:Touche. Okay, I'll give her a call.
(Dails phone number)
Lucy: Hello?
Me: Hi! Is Grey there?
Lucy: Yeah sure. Why?
Me: (thought bubble) crap! she asks too many questions. I was right. She is like me.
Lucy: Hello?
Me: Well, I'm Greys cousin, and I need to tell him something. I asked around, but they told me he didn't have a cell phone. But then they told me about this really pretty female wizard that he traveled with who did have a phone, so I thought I'd call you.
Lucy: Really? So word of my beauty has spread past the Fairy tail guild huh? I knew it! Of course,I'll but you right on! O////O
Me:(another thought bubble) Scratch that, we are nothing alike.
Grey: Uh, Hello?
Me: Hi Grey! This is Aoi and I was wondering...
Grey: uh, what? (sweat bead) ^-_-
Me: If you would... If you...
Grey: Yeah... O/////O
Me:If you would answer a few questions.
Grey: ...
(Awkward silence)
Grey: Um... oh...kay?
Me: Perfect! Thanks so much! So, have your freinds put you in rehab yet?
Grey:Huh?
Me: You know.. For your,uh, bad habit.
Grey: I don't know what your talking about.
Me: Yeah, sure. As if the fact that you like to strip off your own clothes at any second is easy to forget.
Grey: Who told you about that?!
Me: No one. Any one with eyes can see your, uh, problem.
Grey: Why the heck are you calling me. I don't even KNOW an Aoi.
Me: Now you do. Me. So... who are you dating at the moment? Is it that water stalker girl of yours?
Grey: Huh?
Me: Or is it Lucy?
Grey: Lucy? What! No way! It's not like that!
Me: Oooooh, I get it. Your dating Natsu, aren't you?
Grey: WHAT!?
Me: Huh. Now that explains everything. You fight with him so no one knowsa you two are dating. And that explains why you seam to like the color pink...
Grey: NO! I'm not Gay! Wait. How did you know I like the color pink?
Me: We have our ways.
Grey: Who's we? And why--
(Hangs up)
Me: *Sigh* He asks too many questions.
Twila: Thats it? That's like the shortest prank you have ever done!
Me: Hey, he was getting suspicious.Besides, i'm hungry. Lest go to Wacdonalds/
Twila: You mean McDonalds?
Me: No. Wacdonalds is the anime version of McDonalds. I bet they have less greasy food. C'mon lets go!
Twila: (gloomy aura) I doubt it.
Me: hey, don't get mad at me! It's not my fault you have a crush on the ice prince.
Twila: It's not a crush! O////////////////////////O
Me: Yes it is.
Twila: No it's not!
Me: YES IT IS!
Twila: NO ITS NOT!
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