Me: Wow, InuYasha, Your hairs so soft when your human.
InuYasha: Please remind me why the Hell I'm letting you touch my hair again? It's bad enough you like to play with my ears.
Me: *totally ignores him* And You don't have long nails anymore!
InuYasha: There not nails, their claws!
Me: Yeah well, I have long nails too but you don't see me calling them claws.
InuYasha: BUT THEY ARE--
Kai: *sigh* InuYasha, it's no use. Once Az has her mind on something, theres no convincing her. Take me for example. No matter how much I try to hug her, she always hits me with something large heavy and metalic.
Me: Hey, it's not my fault your a total perv. AND PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME AS IF I"M NOT HERE!
Dustin: Oh, Bluerose, please calm down. Here, maybe trying some of my soup will help. Would anyone want some?
Me: *THINKS* Aw crap!
InuYasha: Sure. I'm starved.
(reaches for the soup bowl in slow motion and everyone from the prank gang yells NO! in deep slowmo voices. But it's too late. InuYasha takes a bite.We blink, waiting for a moment, then his face turns green and he keels over.)
InuYasha: What... The hell... did you... poison me with?
Dustin: I didn't poison you. I just gave you some food! (His face goes all chibi teary eyed)
Me: Dustin! No! It's just... your food was so good, that he nearly collapsed! Yeah! Thats it!
Dustin: Really? You think so?
Me: Uh huh. Sure.
Dustin: Then, would you like to try some? (holds out bowl ands spoon, while a green mist comes up from it. I wince)
Twilla: Go one bluerose, it's for Dustins sake.
Mitski: Take one for the team.
Me: Thanks for the support Mitski.
Mitski *eye glasses flas* Any time.
Kagome: Where did those glasses come from???? They weren't there a minute ago!
Sango: Is she haunted? I might be able to help.
Me: No. Honestly we don't know where they come from. They come in and out of existance sometimes. It's kinda creepy.
Mitski: Oh?
Dustin: OOoh!
Me: What Dustin!
Dustin: I... I spilled my soup!
Me: THANK YOU GOD! T()T
Dustin: Huh?
Me: I mean, Thats the saddest thing I ever heard. -_-^
Miroku:: Thats what I call good timing.
Shippo: Hey Miroku! Look, I found Mioga!
InuYasha: Mioga?
Mioga: Oh no, they found me
InuYasha: Mioga what are you--
(Suddenly, a big whirlwind interrupts him and out of the Cyclone comes Koga)
Koga: Kogame! You don 't have to feel lonely anymore. (Grabs Kagome's hands and looks in her eyes) I'm sorry I made you wait so long with mutt.
Kagome: Oh, it's fine. -_-^
InuYasha: Who are you calling a mutt you mangy wolf!
Me: Oooooh, it's Koga!
Koga:(Turns from Kagome to me and my 'gang.) Who the heck is this?
Me: I'm the crazy girl you don't know!
Kagome: That's InuYasha's long lost sister.
Koga: Huh. She doesn't smell like it. But they kinda look alike. Huh, I feel sorry for the girl.
Me: I apriciate your pity.
InuYasha: Hey, What's that supposed to mean?!
Koga: Hey Mutt, you smell a little different. And... did you get a dye job?
InuYasha: Oh shut up you--
Kagome: Thats enough! SIT BOY!
(CRASH!!!!)
Koga: Thank you Kagome.
Kagome: anytime.
Me: Ah, the prank call gangf. Where we make you laugh your heads off, while helping you solve the problems in your love life.
Twila: bluerose, what are you talking about?
Me: Just go with it.
(Sun rises in the sky, InuYasha turns back)
InuYasha: FINALLY! COME HERE YOU MANGY WOLF! I"M GOING TO--
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (breaks down into tears)
Sango: What's wrong?
Me: We... we gotta go now.
InuYasha: FINALLY!
Me: *puppy eyes* Inu-chan? Why are you so mean to your little sis?
Mioga: Little sis?
Miroku: It's such a shame you have to leave. Would you like me to give you a goodbye hug?
Twila, Mitski, Me, Sango, Kai: NOT A CHANCE YOU LECH!
Miroku: Can't blame a man for trying...
Mioga: That's impossible. InuYasha's father never had a daughter. I would know.
(InuYasha and co blink over at us, confused faces)
Kagome: Are you sure? Then who--
Me: Mitski, NOW!
Mitski: Already on it!
Me: BYE NII-SAN! DON"T LISTEN TO THAT LYING BUG! OH, AND SAY HI TO RIN AND SESHY-KUN FOR ME!!!
(Flash of light and we aren't in the feild anymore, we are in my room.)
Me: Whoo that was close.
Mitski: You can say that again.
Twila: (FANGIRL MOMENT) I can't beleive I got to see Koga!
Dustin: That was alot of fun.
Me: Yeah... I'm tired, and I'm going to sleep, so GET OUT! (Shoo's everyone out of my room and falls asleep on my bed. Meanwhile outside my door...)
Kai: Not even a goodnight hug...
Dustin: She didn't get to try my soup...
Mitski: What kinda crazy prank do you think she will do next? After this, she will never be satisfied.
Twila: Well, I guess that's all up to how bluerose feels. That, and if she is hungry or not.
Mitski: She's definantily something.
Twila: (laughs) You can say that again!
(Thanks for reading! If you have any recomendations I will gladly take them!)
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Anime Prank Calls (BlueRose edition)
FanfictionOkay people, heres the deal. I saw all these other anime prank calls and they were so hillarous, i had to try it out myself. (sorry otakufox!) but don't worry, i wont copy cat! By the way, i'm not only, doing anime, i'm also doing manga, some other...