Me: Wow, it's been so long since I last posted. I kinda feel bad for letting everyone down... wait, now I'm good.
Twila: *rolls her eyes* It’s because you have been spending so much time writing. I can't believe you actually made a fanfic, and for Kaichou wa maid sama of all anime. I thought you would have done something with InuYasha.
Me: Yeah, well... I had an awesome idea for it, so that’s what I'm doing. Deal with it. Also, I did make a InuYasha fan fic!
Mitski: *smirk* Speaking of which, who are you going to prank today?
Me: I'm thinking of doing two calls, one for Tamaki and one for Kyoya. But I can't decide.
Mitski: NO! Not my Kyoya!
Me: Aw come on. You knew it would happen eventually. Besides, If I don’t do it soon, you’ll make me wait, and with time, I’d think of something extra awful.
Twila: Ah, but— don’t— please—argh!
Mitski: I’m still having a hard time getting Kiyoyas number, so we will have to do with Tamaki for now. *sighs and clutches at her heart* Thank goodness.
Me: You know this only makes things worse, right? It will only end up badly for your guy of obsession.
Twila: Its not an obsession! Its… a silent fascination. From afar.
Me *grumbles* sounds more like a stalker.
Mitski: *dials number on phone then handed it to me.* Here you go. This better be good to make up for everything.
Me: *sighs and grabs it* Fine.
(waits as the phone dials and someone picks up.
Tamaki: Hello my princess, how may I be of service?
Me: (lowers voice, and changes it a bit) Uh, um, hi Tamaki. This is… um… This is Haruhi.
Tamaki: (pauses and blanks for a moment before flusterdly answers) Har-Har-Haruhi!!! What is it!? Is something wrong?!
Me: Well… I… Tamaki, I really really need to see you! Its very important!
Tamaki: What is it Haruhi? You sound worried? What is it that’s so important?
Me: Tamaki, I… I’m… I’m in love with you! O///////O
Tamaki:….
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Me: Tamaki?
Tamaki: (Face turns bright red and you hear the whistle through his ears as he seems stunned) H-HARUHI! O////O
Me: I just realized it the other day. I was watching you with the other girls, how you laughed and I saw how handsome you were…. Then, I realized I became jealous of those girls! I felt so horrible about myself, and when it finally hit me later why i was Jealous, I… I realized that I really loved you! And I couldn’t take it any longer, so I called you! It hurts Tamaki! Being away from you… It’s the worst thing! It hurts! Please, I need to see you!
Tamaki: Haruhi…. I’m… I’m stunned…. DADDY WILL BE RIGHT THERE FOR YOU! Where are you! I’ll meet you there Haruhi, and then you wouldn’t have to hurt anymore! Because Daddy loves you too!
Me: Oh Tamaki….
Tamaki: Haruhi…
Me: Tamaki… Please. I’m on my way to the Cherry blossom park. Will you meet me there? Then maybe… maybe we could run away together! (tries to stifle a giggle as she I am silently cracking up)
Tamaki: Oh Haruhi, I’ll meet you there… but we can’t runaway. I’m sorry, but there will be time for us. Just wait there, DADDY IS COMING!
(Hangs up and a long pause fills the room. Then, we all burst out laughing)
Me:*laugh* I can’t believe he fell for it! That sounds nothing at all like Haruhi! I can’t believe he fell for it!
Twila: He-He actually bought it! Ha!
Mitski: I wonder when he’ll figure it out! Why did you send him to the Cherry blossom park anyway?
Me: *smirk* Because that’s wear Haruhi and her father are having a ‘daddy daughter picnic’.
Mitski: Ha. I wonder how that worked out…
(meanwhile, back at the Cherry Blossom Park)
Tamaki: Haruhi! Daddys here for you! You no lo0nger have to pain of my absence! Tamaki, my princess? Where are you? Are you mad I said we couldn’t run away together? I—
(Stops dead as he see’s Haruhi staring at him with a raised eyebrow as her Dad stars at him with a wild glare.”
Haruhi’s Dad: What is this I hear about you stealing away my Haruhi?
Tamaki: What? What are you doing here? Haruhi I— AAAHHH!
(Falls to the ground as he is thrown to the ground, hit by a surprisingly hard punch from her dad)
Me: Oh, I think it will work out fine. Heehee.
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Anime Prank Calls (BlueRose edition)
FanfictionOkay people, heres the deal. I saw all these other anime prank calls and they were so hillarous, i had to try it out myself. (sorry otakufox!) but don't worry, i wont copy cat! By the way, i'm not only, doing anime, i'm also doing manga, some other...
