(I woke up, feeling nice and refreshed. Where was I? This didn't feel like my bed. I suddenly heard voices, my eyes closed.)
Kagome: JUST EAT THE CURRY, INUYASHA!
InuYasha: I don't wanna! That curry burns my tongue! It's scary!
Twila: Says the guy who just runs straight into dangerous situations, not caring about the bloody gash across his chest. -_-^
Dustin: Wow Kagome, This is really quite tasty.
Kagome: Oh stop it, your making me blush! O////O
Me: Did I hear something about food?
Twila: Hey look, sleeping beauty's up.
Kai: Figures. As soon as she hears something about food, she's awake.
Me: Hey, a growing girls gotta eat.
InuYasha: I don't know how you guys eat that stuff.
Kagome:(Shoves the spoon up next to his mouth) EAT IT!
InuYasha: NO WAY-Mmph! ARGH! (The spoon is shoved in into his mouth. His face turns red and He falls twitching to the ground.)
Kagome: Ha! That wasn't so bad, was it!
Me: Wow, what a baby.
InuYasha: Oh Yeah? I'd like to see you eat that stuff and like it!
Me: Hey Kagome, this stuff is awesome!
InuYasha: The whole world has gone crazy, hasn't it?
Kagome: See? SHE likes it!
Me: InuYasha, your such a baby. Yeah, it's a little bit spicey, so what? You've taken alot worse, haven't you? I mean, you can stand up to Naraku without beating an eyelash, but Curries what defeats you? Wow, you really have gone soft.
InuYasha: (Jumps up from the spot he was sitting) Have not!
Me: Have too.
InuYasha: Have NOT!
Me: HAVE TOO!
InuYasha: HAVE NOT!
(After half an hour at yelling at each other, we actaully forgot what we were yelling about and sat down.)
Kagome: No doubt about it, their related.
Twila: (Whisper) Wow, she's really playing up this whole sister thing.
Kai: I don't even think she's trying to pretend. That's just Az.
Me: So... What exactly what are we going to do today?
Kagome: Hmm... What ARE we going to do today, InuYasha?
InuYasha: Nothing.
Me: *raises eyebrows* Nothing?
InuYasha: Nothing.
...
Kagome: Okay InuYasha what is up with you! You've been sulking all morning!
InuYasha: I haven'e been sulking! I've been trying to get away from you and that devil soup!
Kagome: Oh I get it, if Kikyo was the one to make it you would have eaten it, WOULDN"T YOU!
InuYasha: What?! How did Kikyo get dragged into this mess?
Shippo: Because your too stupid to realize what you have in front of you, you two timing dog.
InuYasha: (Grabs Shippo up by the head and yanks him from side to side) Look who's talking pipsqeek! Everytime we settle down in a village you always find a small pretty girl to spend some time with. Your even worse then Miroku!
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Anime Prank Calls (BlueRose edition)
FanfictionOkay people, heres the deal. I saw all these other anime prank calls and they were so hillarous, i had to try it out myself. (sorry otakufox!) but don't worry, i wont copy cat! By the way, i'm not only, doing anime, i'm also doing manga, some other...
