Randomness With Mario & Friends!

2. Nature

Daisy: Hey, guys. I wanted to get a pet Yoshi, so I went to the pet shop. Sadly, there were no Yoshis...

Peach: Daisy, hun, you can't find Yoshis at a pet shop.

Daisy: *mutters under her breath* You coulda told me sooner...

Mario: It's ok. I think the current topic will make you happier.

Daisy: *stares at title*

Toad: Natey watey...

Daisy: SQUEEE!!!

Rosalina: Well, I have to say that the nature in this planet is not what I'm used to. It's still very pretty, though.

Toadette: Yeah, some of the plants have feelings or faces! Like, I've seen flowers that dance to music composed by nearby Piranha Plants...

Pauline: Nature is ok. Nuff said... Ahem-hem.

Luigi: Nature is cool!

Birdo: Yeah, and pretty, too!

Donkey Kong: I like nature because I don't think bananas are man-made...

Diddy Kong: I love banana trees!

Birdo: Daisy chains for everyone! *hands out daisy chains to everyone*

Daisy: Yay!

Koopa: *to Dry Bones* My daisy chain is prettier than yours.

Dry Bones: Since when?

Koopa: Since forever!

Dry Bones: No way, man. Everything I have is better than what you have!

Koopa/Dry Bones: *start bickering*

Yoshi: Yommy fruit. *eats various fruits in matter of seconds*

Mario: Oh yeah, fruits count as nature, too!

King Boo: I don't have an opinion about this topic.

Waluigi: I hate nature.

Bowser: Who cares about nature, anyways?

Daisy: I do.

Yoshi: No nature?

Waluigi: No nature. Well, except for one kind...

Everyone: What?

Wario: Nature's course! Everyone takes it!

Peach: ... Disgusting.

Toadette: Wario! You ruined the conversation!

Toad: Well, since the conversation is apparently "ruined", we're stopping here.

Wario: Bye, peace out, and don't forget to take nature's course!

Hey guys! So how was that? Pretty gross ending, huh? Note that there will be lots of funny moments coming. Please add, vote, comment, and all that. Bye, and thanks for reading!!

-awzumnez