Being a fish out of water

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From : BigHitter@itsMail.com

To : MayorofLondon@itsMail.com

Subject : RE. About Friday…

November 22, 2011 8:40 PM Saturday

Londie, I have to say that for some odd reason, your e-mail made me smile. You should text and e-mail me more when you’re sleep deprived. (And I have an inkling it had something to do with my glorious body. Am I right? Did images of me keep you awake all night long, tossing and turning maybe?)

How about yesterday you didn’t ask a single question other than ‘is this a gray finish?’ But don’t worry, I’m used to you not talking much when you are around me. But I had to say, yesterday was quite entertaining. Who knew that grocery shopping could actually be fun? I didn’t.

Don’t hate on the nickname, Londie ;P

Speaking of weird e-mail usernames… I have been meaning to ask you what Mayor of London means exactly. And how you even came up with it… sounds like a fun story.

Actually, my mum just wants to get rid of the car. Any way. If you really want it, I could just give you the car. My mom was going to give it to goodwill but I wanted some extra pocket cash. And no, cats did not birth themselves on the front seat… maybe in the back… J/K no cats gave birth in the car. Transition is fine too. My dad was great with engines and kept it in great shape. But that doesn’t mean that I know anything about engines.

Me + Engines = Fish out of water…

And I kind of think I have an idea what a Lucy is by the inference but just to be clear. A Lucy is a great sounding offer and fails in real life?

I don’t know why, but I feel the exact same as you. I feel like I know you even though we rarely talk in person. And don’t get a bloated head by this but I think your actually fun to hang with. You closet jerk. (Just wanted to make that clear)

I have something I want to go over. Can I borrow your Physics homework again? I’m really busy this weekend and don’t know if I’ll have the time to do it. Actually, can I text you Sunday night if I do need it or not?

                                    Anth

Quick question though, why do you always hang out alone? I mean, I have been talking to you for a week and I think that you’re actually cool so why don’t you have any friends?

You really don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to… I’ll understand.

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