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From : 1(509)555-**** 

December 08, 2011 6:00PM Tuesday

You know, it’s the funniest thing. I was driving all la-di-da and suddenly, this damn Yukon came out of nowhere and cut me off!!! Must have been some ditzy driver with road rage or something…

     :J

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From : 1(509)222-****

December 08, 2011 6:03PM Tuesday

Ohmygod! Are you serious! I didn’t even see you, I swear!!

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From : 1(509)222-****

December 08, 2011 6:04PM Tuesday

Wait, were you referring to my brand new Yukon?

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From : 1(509)555-****

December 08, 2011 6:07PM Tuesday

Lololol!!! I don’t know if it was you… it was this short chick with black crazy hair and blue eyes! And she was driving with her hand rigid at ten and two! I was lucky to get out of that with my life!!!

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From : 1(509)222-****

December 08, 2011 6:10PM Tuesday

You jerk, you are talking about me!! First off, I’m not a ditzy driver with road rage. And I don’t have crazy hair!!!

     … I bet it wasn’t even me that almost ran you over. I bet you just missed talking… or texting me… :)

     Oh Anthony, you missed talking to me so much that you have to pretend like I almost hit you in my new car. Awe, that’s so sweet…

     Not!

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From : 1(509)555-****

December 08, 2011 6:18PM Tuesday

Damn, I must have been transparent. But I have to say that yes, Londie X] it really was you. I was pulling out of In ‘n Out when this crazy chick cut me off!!! I’m pretty sure it was you. I do think I know my own car…

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From : 1(509)222-****

December 08, 2011 6:20PM Tuesday

And this happened today?

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From : 1(509)555-****

December 08, 2011 6:23PM Tuesday

Well, duh!

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From : 1(509)222-****

December 08, 2011 6:40PM Tuesday

You know what? You shouldn’t eat at In ‘n Out! Its bad for your health!

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From : 1(509)555-****

December 08, 2011 6:45PM Tuesday

Wow, that took really long for you to reply! And smooth subject change (that was sarcasm, just to let you know).

     But what’s wrong with In ’n Out? Its so cheep!

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