DRUNKARDS: NIALL

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NIALL: IM HUNGRY

YOU: Niall, you just ate

NIALL: But did i eat Nandos?

YOU: No.

NIALL: THEN I HAVE NOT EATEN.

YOU: BUT-

NIALL: TO NANDOS IT IS!!

YOU: Ok

NIALL: I'LL DRIVE

YOU: NO NIALL, YOURE DRUNK

NIALL: BUT DID I DRINK NANDOS?

YOU: Oh sweet lord. I'll just have them deliver.

NIALL: THEN NANDOS I SHALL AWAIT!

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