Jacob: *girlie voice* Heyy fans!
Edward: *rolls eyes* Yeah, okay Mr. Yorkie.
Jacob: What do you mean?
Edward: You're a dog. Like a Yorkshire Terrier.
Jacob: The only kind of lapdog I am is on Bella's lap. *winks*
Edward: Really?
Jacob: Le-git.
Edward: Legitamite, Being in compliance with the law; lawful.
Jacob: the controlling influence of such rules; maintaining law and order
Edward: Law & Order is an American police procedural and legal drama television series, created by Dick Wolf, that aired on NBC, its related cable networks, and in syndication.
*Bella walks in*
Bella: Alright boys, we're done with the Bing commerical.
Edward: *smiles like an innocent little boy* Sorry Bella!
Bella: *slaps Edward* We are SO over.
Jacob: *gay voice* Yayyyy! Bella!!!!
Bella: *rolls eyes* Puh-leeze. That was merely acting.
Jacob: Since when are YOU a good actor? *imitates Kristen Stewart in New Moon and Twilight* NO, Edward! Nooooooooo!!!
Bella: *growls*
Edward: *growls*
Jacob: *growls*
*the rest of the Cullens walk in*
Cullens: *growl*
Renesmee: Squirrels! *giggles cheerfully*
Cullens and Jacob: *roll eyes*
Jacob: Wow, Renesmee, wow.
Renesmee: *smiles innocently* Oh, you do NOT wanna mess with me, Jakie-poo.
Cullens: *growl at Jacob*
Carlisle: *sexy voice* You'd better watch out, Jakie-poo. I'll come for you next. *winks*
Jacob: *this face :o *
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Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
