I decided to do a Twilight series conversations because I like TheHalfBloodPrincess's Harry Potter conversations. She gets credit for the name and the subject, of course! Well, here goes:
Edward: La la la, I like singing and writing music!
Bella: ...
*Jacob walks in*
Jacob: Hey, Bella! *winks*
Bella: Hey, Jacob! *screams loudly* Edward! *screams loudly* Victoria’s after me!
Edward: Nope. We killed her in the third book, remember?
*Bella and Jacob wear puzzled expressions*
Edward: Oh, sorry! I forgot to say spoiler alert!
Bella: Honey, we’re at the end of New Moon. You just got back!
Jacob: Actually, I think we’re whatever place in the books we want to be. Let’s be at the end of the series, so the ginger’s dead.
Edward: I don’t believe we’ll be cooking today.
*Jacob slaps Edward*
Bella: Ugh, Eddy! You’re so old fashioned! Ginger means redhead, like duhh!!!
Jacob: Says you.
Victoria: Did someone say ‘ginger’?
Edward: No! She’s back! I might as well be a ginger, because I have no soul, anyway. *sad face*
Victoria: I have a soul.
Edward: No you don’t! You’re a freaking vampire!
Victoria: Ohh….
Jacob: Why do you think we wanted to kill you? You’re the only ginger in the whole series.
Bella: Yeah! Not even my lame-ass friends are gingers! You're supposed to be scary. Instead, you're a ginger.
Victoria: You're the one that does impossible things! Like has a vampire/human child! I used to be a biology teacher. I know these things aren't possible!
Jacob: Soo....Think we could have a vampire/werewolf kid, Victoria?
Victoria: ........*walks out*
Jacob: Edward?
Edward: ........*walks out*
Jacob: *turns towards Bella*
Bella: Ew, Jake! No! You're going to imprint on my kid anyway.
Jacob: You forgot to say 'spoiler alert!'
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Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
