Bella: (annoyed) YOU FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THANKSGIVING!
Me: Thanksgiving? I'm not sure if anyone wants to hear about that.....
Bella: Oh yeah.....but wait! What if someone gets mad at you for not posting about Thanksgiving? Then what, Myst?
Me: Fiiiinnne.... (huffy breath) I'll tell the readers about Thanksgiving.
Bella: YEAHHH, BUDDY!
Me: 0_o
Bella: What?
Me: That's the most excited I've seen you get. Ever.
Bella: (droning) Oh....yeah....
Me: On with the flashback!
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Jacob: La, la, la! I love Thanksgiving! Lots of food, and happiness for all!
Bella: *sighs* You sound like Charlie Brown.
Edward: I LIKE Charlie Brown.
Bella: I LIKE Charlie Brown, too! Yummy little bald kids!
Edward: YUM!
Jacob: Blood! (YouTube vid on side)
Edward: Too bad YOU can't have any!
Bella: Yeah! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!!! *starts beat boxing*
Jacob: Welcome to the danger zone, step into the fantasy! You are now invited to the other side of sanity. They callin' me an alien, a big headed astronaut!
Edward; Maybe it's cause yo boy Eddy get ass a lot!
Bella: A LOTTT?
Edward: When you want it, baby!
Jacob: *runs to the bathroom and tries frantically to open the door*
Jacob: Let me in!!! I'm gonna barf!!!!
Mufffled voice from inside the bathroom: I'm pooping!
Jacob: Oh, it's you, Charlie.
Bella: *runs over* Oh my god, I just realized something!
Edward: *sparkles and cat-walks his way over* Whaat, girlfriend?
Bella: Charlie is name CHARLIE, like Charlie Brown!
Edward: Oh. My. God.
Charlie: *opens door and Jacob runs in*
Charlie: Wait! I wasn't done! I just needed more toilet paper!
*various barf noises are heard inside the restroom*
Bella, Edward, and Charlie: Ich.. :/
Bella: Hey, Charlie Brown, why do you poop so much anyway?
Charlie: *eyes grow wide* Well, I'm-I'm.....addicted to stool softener.
Edward: Holy $h**!
Bella: Legit.
Charlie: I'm still not done! "runs to the kitchen and poops on the food*
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Bella: Needless to say, we didn't tell Jacob!
Jacob: *comes over to me* Hey, where are those Thanksgiving leftovers again?
Bella and I: *giggle*
Me: Maybe Thanksgiving wasn't so bad after all.... :D
YOU ARE READING
Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
