Bella: Wow, Eddypoo! You're so hot!
Jacob: Face it Edward, I'm hotter than you. *winks at Bella*
Bella: Eddy, don't listen to him! Your sparkles are amazing!
Edward: *daydreaming* *Jacob imprints on him and they have a vampire/werewolf child*
Bella: Uhh, Eddypooo!!
Jacob: *shouts* Renesme!
Bella: Who is Remesme?
*Renesme walks in and hits Bella on the forehead*
Bella: What was that for? I can't have a V8, I'm a vampire!
Renesme: *shrugs* you're just an idiot. You're so desperate, too.
Jacob: *making fun of Bella* Noo, Edward, Noo!!!
Bella: What's Eddy doing, anyway?
*Edward is now wearing a Team Jacob tee shirt and big chandelier earrings*
*Victoria walks in*
Jacob: *phases and kills Victoria*
Renesme: Die, ginger!
*Victoria walks in*
Jacob: Uhmm, I just killed you.
Victoria: I'm not going to die, stupid dog.
Jacob: Well, then let's have a party! I'll even invite my sister Rebecca!
Renesme:...
Victoria: Your sister... Is Rebecca Black?
Jacob: Duhh! I have a sister named Rebecca, don't I?
*The group walks to Jacob's house*
Billy: *pointing a lightsaber at Victoria* Die, ginger!
Victoria: I just want Rebecca's autograph!
*Group goes inside and shuts Billy out*
Billy: I am angry!!! *puts on Darth Vader costume* Embry, I am your father!
Embry: Oh my sparkly vampires!
*they leave to eat lunch at Subway*
*Inside the house*
Rebecca: It's Friday, Friday! Gotta get down on Friday....
Victoria: No it's not! It's Monday!
Rebecca: It's Monday, Monday!
Bella: Someone get me out of this moment!
Rebecca: This is my moment! My moment!
Edward: *facepalm*
Jacob: *punches Rebecca in the face, knocking her out*
Victoria, Edward, Bella, Jacob, Renesme: *leave*
*Charlie randomly comes out of the bathroom*
Charlie: *winks then goes back in*
YOU ARE READING
Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
