Jacob: Hark now hear the vampires die
Edward: Uh.....what?
Jacob: Just singing a Christmas carol
Edward: I don't think that's a Christmas carol
Bella: *walks in, dancing* I'm dancing in the dark!!!
Charlie: *walks in, hand in hand with Sue Clearwater* Dancing in the dark!!!
Sue: Uhh, no thanks, Charles. Remember, these conversations can take place at any time. So, I'm going to get Harry back! *runs out*
Charlie: *starts crying like Lindsey Lohan* Noooo!!! Noooo!!!!
Jacob: *to Charlie* Nice to meet you, Bella. Now I see where she gets her screaming skills from.
Bella: Oh no you didn't!!!!!
Edward: Well, on a brighter note, what did you guys get for Christmas?
Charlie: I got a zebra pillow pet! *starts doing a happy dance*
Jacob: Mhmmmm girrrl! That's awesome!
Bella: Uh, hello? Pay attention to ME. I got...uhmmm...well, clothes from Alice and like 5 cars from Edward and everything I asked for and I became a vampire and......*starts crying like Lindsey Lohan* I didn't want any of it! I hate you all!
Charlie: *girlie teen voice* Omigod, Jacob, guess what I dreamed about last night?
Jacob: *rough and tough voice* I don't know, Jacob, what?
Charlie: I dreamed I got a papercut and vampires attacked me!
Bella: Uhh......
Edward: Uhh.....
Jacob: Uhhh............I had that dream too!
Bella and Edward: Uhhh........
Edward: so, Christmas, huh?
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Twilight Conversations
FanficA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
