Hello, Jakie-poo here! Today I bring to you..... my Christmas wish list!!! You can purchase all of these items at ANY STORE!
1. A doggy sweat, in hot pink
2. A 'Breaking Dawn' shirt with Edward's face smack on my man-boobs
3. A gold-plated doggy bowl ingraved with my name
4. The 'Breaking Dawn' soundtrack
5. a 'Team Edward' shirt!
6. I don't care, anything,as long as it's pink or Juicy Couture!
*Jacob runs excitedly to the mall, and skips the Mall-Santa line*
Santa: Why, hello, there,Jacob!
Jacob: *blushes* Santa, how do you know my name?
Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Why, I'm Santa, of course! And, I like the way you sit on my lap. ;)
Jacob: No, you're not.
Santa: Why, of course, I am!
Jacob: You're not Santa. You smell like Carlisle, you don't smell like Santa.
Santa: I just visited Carlisle.
Jacob: And what did you do?
Santa: That's not for you to find out until you're older, little man.
Jacob: *slaps Santa* I'm freaking immortal, you fattie!
*Elf comes over*
Elf: That's quite enough. Your time is done. *escorts Jacob to the door*
Elf: Okay, Santa time is over!
*Santa and Elf go to dressing room*
*Santa and Elf take off their costumes*
Elf: *gives Santa a back massage*
Santa: Thanks, Carlisle.
Elf: You're welcome, Charlie.
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Twilight Conversations
FanfictionA funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would e...
