science was all you expected by now.
teacher asks me why im late, i give her a bullshit excuse, teacher glares at me, i walk to my seat, clam pot is sat next to me, and the lesson goes on.
i stay quiet, doodling stupid things on a folder paper, while intently listening to her lesson. throughout the class, she calls on me several times if i was listening to her boring lesson on chemistry. i, of course, answer with the exact words she was speaking before she asked me. she forgets about me and continues on with the lesson.
science is probably the most boring subject. actually, spanish is.
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"you want a ride home fuck face?" calum asks (i thought it said 'you want to ride my face' when i was editing this oops)
it was officially the end of school.
"im good with ridding my pony that shits on strangers" i reply
"have fun with that then" he rolls his eyes
we walk to the school parking lot, where, presumably, his car is. when we get there, he unlocks the car. i get in the passengers seat and he gets into the drivers seat. he starts the car and pulls out of the school parking lot.
"what happened to your pony?" he asks, turning on the right signal
"this might be hard to believe but, that doesnt exists" i sigh over dramatically
"i thought every second of it was real" he sighs with me and turns right
"so where to?" he asks
"your house" i say like its obvious
"oh, i thought we were going to candy land" he sighs in disappointment
"i wish" i sigh along with him
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sarcastic girl - hood
Fanfiction"im sorry, i dont speak english, i speak sarcasm" sarcastic girl meets sarcastic boy. book 1 in the sarcasm series (sarcasm series discontinued) barely any apostrophes and lower case intended.
