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Tony: STOP BUSTING MY FRIGGIN FACE UP YOU BITCH!!!!

Natasha: О мой Бог... What's your problem?

Tony: YOU ARE MY FRIGGIN PROBLEM!!!

Natasha: I hope you don't kiss your wife with that mouth...

Tony: NSFJNDSNCJSMAMAAALALDNCNFNDSKDK!!!!

Natasha: •.•' holy shit man!

Bruce: I think he needs some scotch...

Tony: IM GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!!

Natasha: I'm pregnant not crippled, don't try anything stupid stark!

Tony: DNDNDNDNSKZXLWLASLFKEMENDNDN!!!

(Tony is offline)

Natasha: he smashed his computer...

Bruce: no freaking duh!

(Pepper is online)

Pepper: •_•' Tony is smashing/ shooting/ destroying things with his suit...

Natasha: I got a death threat...

(Clint is online)

Clint: it's 2 friggin 30 in the morning and it sounds like a riot and and a rock concert got married and had a baby!

Natasha: one word: Tony

Clint: -__- what did that stupid head do now

Pepper: that's my husband you're talking about...

(Steve is online)

Steve: you husband is threatening a pregnant woman with a hot dog...

Pepper: /).- TONY!

Natasha: tony get the f****** hotdog out of my face!

(Tony is online)

Tony: no!

Pepper: ...

Tony: EAR EAR EAR EAR EAR EAR EAR!!!!

(Tony is offline)

(Pepper is offline)

Natasha: I've NEVER liked hotdogs EVER!!!

Clint: meh hotdogs are ok...

Natasha: no thank you!

Steve: do you like any American food?

Natasha: some, I like steak!

Steve: I think everyone likes steak!

Natasha: I like shwarma!

Steve: I don't think that's American...

(Fury is online)

Fury: guys seriously time for bed, one of you is pregnant for crying out loud! You'd think she'd be tired!

Natasha: *yawns* I was just about to log off sir...

(Natasha is offline)

Steve: why is it we end up here at odd hours...?

(Steve is offline)

Clint: *yawns* c-cant keep my e-eyes open.

(Clint is offline)

Bruce: night all!

(Bruce is offline)

Fury: Jesus those guys are weird!

(Fury is offline)

A/N: ok guys I need a favor, pick a gender and the one with the most in the end wins! Also if you want one or twins, and you can submit names which eventually you'll get to vote on!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT ILL GIVE U A COOKIE! (:::) SEE!

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