Clint: tony can I ask you something?
Tony: sure buddy ask away!
Clint: how do you think Nat would react if I proposed to her?
Tony: she might a) say yes then proceed to kiss you
B) say no
C) punch you and walk away
D) start crying like pepper
Clint: oh...
Tony: go for it! If she hits you ill have the tranquilizer data ready!
Clint: nvm it's ok I don't think I'm ready....
Tony: I will smack you -__-
Clint: >:(
Tony: don't give me that face....
Clint: -___-
Tony: or that one either!
Clint: are you sure?
Tony: ask her over the chatroom!
Clint: but that's copying you....
Tony: she can't hit you through the computer!
Clint: very true!
Tony: since you can't see her face you won't lose your nerve!
Clint: yeah!
Tony: and if you have a shot of scotch before you ask her you'll have courage!
Clint: Roar!
Tony: yes! Embrace your inner man-beast!
Clint: ...... Man beast?
Tony: the creature inside you that makes you do stupid testosterone fueled things
Clint: ok then..... Roar!
Tony: we're sooo drunk right now!
Clint: let's get Nat!
(Tony has invited Natasha)
Natasha: wut?
Clint: errr
Tony: man up dude!
(Tony is offline)
Natasha: what do you need Clint?
Clint: I've l-loved you since I saw you I-in Budapest and.... Screw this. Nat I love you, you're the most amazing woman I've ever met. Seeing tony propose to pepper made me realize something, that something was that I wanted you to be mine forever so I'd like to ask you Natasha Romanoff, will you marry me?
Natasha: oh my..... I..... Yes yes I will!!
Clint: yes!
Natasha: you've made me the happiest assassin in the world!
Clint: :)
Natasha: should we tell the team?
Clint: I did t buy a ring yet because I wanted you to help me pick it out, so you'd like it.
Natasha: awww that's so sweet!
Clint: let's go!
(Clint is offline)
(Natasha is offline)
(Tony has turned off invisibility)
Tony: they grow up so fast :')
(Tony is offline)
