Wow tony...

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Natasha: I still fit in the air duct!

Tony: your stomach is still small that's why...

Natasha: ANYWAY!

Tony: did you know there are four percent more men in the world then women, four percent more macho!!

Natasha: more like four percent more stupidity... -_-

Tony: I'm blaming that remark on your hormones

Natasha: leave my hormones out of this

Clint: uh oh...

Pepper: I have the ambulance on speed dial...

Tony: hormonal pregnant assassin!

Natasha: I will ceiling you...

Tony: aww but you wouldn't want to hurt the tiny assassin baby now would you?

Natasha: stark...do us all a favor and shut your mouth!

Tony: make me!

Natasha: ohh I'll make you alright!

Tony: OHMYGODSHESONTHECIELING

(Tony is offline and probably needing medical care)

Natasha: you screw with the bull you get the horns!

Bruce: that deteriorated rather quickly...

Clint: it generally does when you're dealing with our favorite Russian spy...

Natasha: :D I love u Clint

Pepper: I'm off to take tony to the medics...

Clint: me and Tasha have an ultrasound to get to!

(Clint and Natasha are offline)

(Pepper is offline)

(Everyone is offline)

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