Clint: oh god turns out Natasha and pepper fought over the day to get married and they decided not to do it on the same day especially since Nat wanted to bring her gun
Tony: shit that means no getting totally hammered with my buddy and smashing our faces into the cake.......she wanted to bring her guns?
Clint: yup!
Tony: I dub you my best man Clint!
Clint: no fricken duh!
Tony: r u thinking wut I'm thinkin'
Clint: you are on flat on your face drunk!
Tony: no bird brain BACHELOR PARTY!!!!
Clint: BOO-YA!!!!
(Steve is online)
(Thor is online)
(Bruce is reluctantly online)
Tony: bachelor party gentlemen!
Steve: I guess, BUT NO STRIPPERS WHO "FORGOT" THEIR PANTIES!!!
Tony: :(
Bruce: u planned it already didn't you?
Tony: OH YEAH!!!!!
Clint: wow
Tony: this is Clint's bachelor party, I've got the plans for mine for next week!!!!
Clint: LET'S GO!!!!!
Everyone: WOOHOO!!!!!
(The chat room has been inactive for 5 hours)
(Pepper is online)
(Natasha is online)
Natasha: it's almost tomorrow and they are STILL partying, Jarvis set up a live feed earlier!
Pepper: -___- if I have to drag my fiancé's drunk ass home....
Natasha: there is going to be hell!
Pepper: exactly!
Natasha: I hope Clint doesn't do this when we're married
Pepper: yeah same for tony, especially since I want kids!
Natasha: I don't really want kids because I probably wouldn't make a good mom :)
Pepper: little kids love me!
Natasha: same here but I don't really understand what's going through there little heads
Pepper: yeah....
(Tony is online)
Tony: *takes off his shirt* do you like the view JARVIS?
JARVIS: sir please put your- oh my goodness he just took off his pants.....
Pepper: -______- tony you asshole
Tony: check it out no undies!
Natasha: *covers eyes* no shit Sherlock put your pants back on!
Tony: nooooo pepper get away from me with clothes!
(Tony runs away and the other men follow as the cops pull up)
Natasha: CLINT FRANCIS BARTON PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON NOW!!!!
Pepper: ANTHONY EDWARD STARK, PANTS ON NOW!!!!!!
The men: NEEEEEVEEEEEER
(All the men are offline)
Pepper: I hope they get arrested for indecent exposure!
Natasha: that was more of tony than the world ever needed to see!
Pepper: well I seen him do air guitar naked (very disturbing btw)
Natasha: you poor woman!
Pepper: we shall never speak of this again!
Natasha: agreed
(Pepper and Natasha are offline)
