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Natasha: Clint have you seen Ali's teddy bear?

Clint: nope I was going to ask you the same thing!

Natasha: k then

Tony: ow I just sat on a teddy bear!

Natasha: I'll take that!

Tony: god you guys leave everything everywhere!

Natasha: not true!

Clint; yeah!

Pepper: tony don't tease them...

Clint: welp Ali's crying

Natasha: there's a bottle in the fridge I have to go get

Something for Maria!

Clint: yay bottles!

Natasha: you're welcome now bye!

(Natasha is offline)

Clint: she's so quiet when she eats!

Pepper: um she's quiet because she's got something in her mouth...

Clint: I know, oh guess what!

Pepper: what?

Clint: they slept through the night last night!

Pepper: already?

Clint: I'm guessing it was a one time thing

Pepper: yeah...

Tony: ugh don't ever try shoving a whole shawarma in your mouth, it DOESN'T end well!

Pepper: no shit Sherlock!

Tony: grrr

Clint: tony don't piss of your pregnant wife!

Pepper: thank you!

Tony: sorry...

(Farty is online)

Farty: team we need to meet to discuss our tactics I taking out the hydra base in the Subway!

Tony: BOO YAH!!!

Farty: change it now stark!

(Farty has become fury)

Tony: sorry sir...

Fury: just go!

(Everyone is offline)

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