Natasha: they're so cute when they're asleep!
Clint: yeah!
Tony: 0.0
Pepper: oh tony just because you're going to be a dad doesn't mean it's the end of the world!
Tony: 0.0
Pepper: oh never mind!
Natasha: I went to the gym this morning!
Clint: really?
Natasha: yup! I'm determined to get back on my feet and start being a shield agent again!
Clint: cool... Ali's crying!
Natasha: Durr she ate like three hours ago!
Clint: oh...
Natasha: there see she's happy!
Clint: did she tell you that?
Natasha: no but she stopped crying!
Clint: Alex is crying...
Natasha: check to see if his pants need to be changed
Clint: eww yup!
Pepper: you guys got this figured out!
Natasha: it took like six days but now it's a good system!
Pepper: ugh I feel sick...
Tony: aww poor you!
Clint: Alex is crying again!
Natasha: I'll trade you, Ali needs a new diaper
Bruce: isn't it gross doing diaper duty?
Clint: not really, Nat is the only one who can feed them.
Bruce: pump!
Clint: not enough
Natasha: I usually get up in the night for them, so that Clint isn't too sleep deprived
Bruce: ah!
Tony: pointy electric things! Gotta love them!
Pepper: if he hulks out...
Bruce: I've been taking anger management classes!
Natasha: Alex Is out cold! :)
Clint: ow ow ow!! Ali's gumming me!!!
Natasha: -__- why'd you stick your finger in her mouth?
Clint: I dunno!
Natasha: >.
Clint: ah she let go!
Pepper: I'm craving shawarma for some reason...
Natasha: a chance to use the new stroller!
(Natasha Is offline)
Clint: where does she find the time?
(Clint is offline)
Tony: SHAWARMA!!!!!!
(Tony is offline)
Everyone else: SHAWARMA !!!!!!!!'
(Everyone is offline)