Clint vs loki!

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Loki: bow to me mortals!!!

Natasha: stilettos...

Loki: 0.0

Natasha: that's what I thought

Tony: married life rules!!!

Clint: glad you think so tony...

Tony: me and pepper are you g on our honeymoon I Europe then Hawaii then Australia!

Natasha: have fun with the jet lag!

Tony: -_____- nice

Natasha: I'm in an air duct BTW

Tony: OWWWWW NOT THE FACE!!!

Loki: :D so that's why you don't tickle possums!

Natasha: e.o da fuq?

Clint: ditto

Loki: I am amazing!

Natasha: amazingly stupid you mean!

Thor: lady Natasha please refrain from damaging my brothers delicate ego

Loki: grrr I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!!!!!!

Natasha: does princess Loki need a hug?

Loki: GLOW STICK OF DESTINY!!!!

Natasha: you can't hit a pregnant woman...

Loki: pshh yeah right...

Clint: ATTACK!!!

(Clint and Loki fight)

Tony: Birdbrain is chronically stupid -____-

Natasha: heey!

Tony: just saying what needs to be said!

Natasha: ...

Tony:OHMYGODSHESONTHECIELING!!

(Tony is offline)

Natasha: I love doing that!

(Clint kicks loki's butt)

Clint: BOO YA! Alpha man!!

Loki: grrrr.....

Thor: brother do not hurt lady Natasha she is with child!

Loki: you stay out of this Thor!

Natasha: again you two are battling like....I don't even know!

Thor: bilgesnipe?

Natasha: sure!

Thor: sorry...

Loki: well I'm not and I will harm who I wish to harm!

(Fury is online).

Fury: cage!

Loki: no!

Fury: you are threatening my agents one of which is pregnant, so....CAGE FRICKEN NOW!!!!!

Loki: 0.0 yes sir

(Loki is offline)

Fury: is everyone ok?

Natasha: yeah..

Clint: yup

Tony: yes

Steve: ya

Bruce: uh huh

Thor: I am fine!

Fury: good now get to bed its 1:30 in the morning!

Everyone: yes sir...

(Everyone is offline)

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