Natasha'd

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Clint: Natasha and I kissed

Tony: no way! She didn't kill you?!

(Thor is online)

Thor: hello brethren

Clint: Nat and I kissed

Thor: GOODBYE LADY JANE IS CALLING ME!!!!!!

(Thor is offline)

Tony: how far did you guys go?

Clint: just kissing

Tony: keep it there until she's comfortable with the whole bed buddies idea

Clint: We used to be FWB -_-'

Steve: FWB?

Tony: friends with benefits

Steve:???

Tony: Bye capsicle

(Steve had been kicked out,)

Tony: then hit her home!

Clint: uh no!

Tony: why?

Clint: because you cannot bang a woman you've been dating for a month and a half!

Tony: do it do it do it do it do it!

Clint: no no no no no no no no!

(Natasha's online)

Natasha: hey Clint ;)

Tony (w*) see!

Clint: (w) maybe...

Tony: (w) duh!!!!!

Natasha: Clint? Do you want to hang out later?

Clint: sure!

(Natasha is offline)

Tony: I'm so awesmazing!

Clint: sure but I got to go get ready!

(Clint is offline!)

Tony: bye bye bird brain!

(The chatroom has been inactive for 3 hours)

(Tony is online)

(Thor is online)

(Loki is online)

(Bruce is online)

(Capsicle is online)

Tony: have you seen Clint and Natasha?

Capsicle: they're in Natasha's room doing god knows what, and tony CHANGE MY NAME BACK!!!!

Tony: fine

(Capsicle is now Stevie)

Stevie: TONY!!!

Tony: HOLY **** I just saw Natasha in the hall in black frilly lingerie

(Stevie is now Steve)

Steve: grow up tony it's not like you haven't seen lingerie before

(Natasha is online)

Natasha: Hahahaha! We fooled you!

(Clint is online)

Clint: did you enjoy the view tony?

Natasha: answer carefully metal head

Tony: hell no! Natasha you're a friend and I'm saying this as a friend who may or may not have had a few too many right now, YOU LOOKED ******* HOT!

Natasha: -___-' somebody get pepper

Clint: why

Natasha: I'M ABOUT TO SHOOT HIS METAL BILLIONAIRE ***!!!!

(Pepper is online)

Pepper: WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT TWEAKING NATASHA'S TAIL!!!!!

Tony: I'm better off trying to poke a bear

Pepper: EXACTLY AND-

Tony:* kisses pepper*

(Tony is offline)

Pepper: ANTHONY STARK!!!!!!

(Pepper is offline)

Everybody: goodnight!

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