The True King of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

HH E2: Radio Killed the Video Star

*3rd person pov*

We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.

Charlie: "Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! *Starts to panic* And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.

Vaggie: "Yes. We will."

Y/N comes around and gives Charlie a peck on her cheek.

Y/N: "Besides, I called a friend of mine and he's willing to protect the hotel."

Angel Dust: "Oh, please, just because we have more people won't mean you'll win. Ya also had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... *Phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch"* Ain't no silver lining this time toots."

Charlie: "Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!"

Angel Dust: "Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. *Angel waves her phone in their faces* People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."

She scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: "Err, what is a...Donkey Show?"

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel Dust: "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit."

Vaggie: "Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?"

Charlie: *Gasps* "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"

Angel Dust: "Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" *Waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic*

Charlie: "Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -"

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Madam Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see her and his Egg Boiz scattering around.

Madam Pentious: "Show yourself Alasssstora. Come and face -"

Pentious pauses for a moment when she notices Alastora absent from the freshly made hole. She then looks to see her sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

Madam Pentious: "Oh there you are - Face my wrath!"

Alastora: "Who are you?"

Madam Pentious: "Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Mmmmadam Pentiousssss!"

Alastora dissolves into fog as she descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Charlie and Y/N who are in the scene watching Madam Pentious's zeppelin.

Madam Pentious: "Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!"

Egg Bois: "Ooh you tell 'em boss."

Niffty appears on Alastora's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.

Niffty: "Ooooooh, she's a bad girl, it could be more kinky with Y/N~"