The True King of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

HB E6: Truth Seekers

*3rd person pov*

The episode opens up to panning shots of four monitors. The first shows Blitza and Mixxie outside Martha's house, Mixxie then pushing Blitza's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family". The second shows Y/N coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", the third shows Millie and Mixxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B.", and the fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitza, who was caught choking on the boba pearls of her drink. Someone then points at the screen with Blitza.

Agent One: "Right there! This was the first sighting."

Agent Two: "They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?"

Agent One: "They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!"

A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitza, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. She looks around suspiciously.

Agent Two: "Ahhh, well... That's convenient."

Cuts to Blitza outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.

Blitza: "Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen."

Blitza slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at her predicament, then walks away.

Mixxie: "Pardon my words, ma'am, but you're currently being the loudest."

Strika: "Does she always do this?"

Y/N: "It's Blitz, it's always gonna happen."

Blitza jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; she has an old newspaper on her forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of her head, a scrap of paper on her horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on her index finger, the same finger she uses to poke Mixxie's face indignantly.

Blitza: *Softly* "I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Mixxie!"

Mixxie steps away from her boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitza's condom finger, as she notices a portal opening behind her. Loona is seen on the other end as Millie and Strika jump into it, waving to Mixxie. Mixxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitza, barely missing a net being shot their way.

Blitza: "GET DOWN!"

Agent One cocks her net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitza looks behind her and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.

Blitza: "LOONA! CLOSE IT!"

Millie: "Wait, no!"

Loona/Strika: "Y/N!"

Y/N: "Do it!"

Millie tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.

Mixxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitza hides. She jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, she is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.