The True King of Lust (Male Minos reader x Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel)

Helluva boss Pilot

*3rd person pov*

The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitza is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures her employees.

Blitza: "Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here..." *Looks at Mixxie* 'Mixxie.'

Mixxie gives her a "What the hell" look in response.

Blitza: "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

Millie: *Eyes sparkling* "What about a car wash?"

Y/N: "I don't think a car wash down here would be the best Mill."

Blitza: "He's right this is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? *Thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?"

She waves her hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Mixxie: *Rolls eyes* "We can't afford a billboard, ma'am."

Blitza: *Wraps her arm over Mixxie's shoulder* "Helpful, Mixxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *Pushes Mixxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Blitza turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitza whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Mixxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs while Y/N-

Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitza eating popcorn.

Y/N: "Caught that man off guard alright." *Laughs*

Blitza: "Ahh, those were the good times."

Mixxie: "I don't need any reminding, ma'am. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches."

Y/N: "Wait what?"

Blitza: *Ignores him* "Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!"

Millie: "People love musicals, ma'am."

Blitza: "Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *Does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

Mixxie: "Ma'am-"

Blitza: "'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

Millie: "Are you tryin' to crush her dreams, Mixxie?"

Y/N: "Yeah Mixxie, really?"

Mixxie: "I- What?"

Millie/Y/N: *Flirtatiously* "I thought I knew you."

Millie playfully sticks her tongue out as Mixxie's leg snake tattoo slithered around her thigh, Mixxie blushes and rolls her eyes affectionately.