Male!Ponyo x Reader

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Ponyo: Please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor.
(Reader): I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

(Reader): I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Ponyo: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
(Reader): Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Ponyo: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
(Reader): This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

(Reader): Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Ponyo: Three words.
(Reader):

Ponyo: What are your goals?
(Reader): To pet all the dogs.
Ponyo: No, fitness goals.
(Reader): To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

(Reader): Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Ponyo: Marry me.

Ponyo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
(Reader): Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear s---.

Ponyo: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
(Reader): Oh. We're going out?
Ponyo: Wh...

Ponyo: (Reader) and I are no longer dating.
(Reader): Ponyo, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

Ponyo: You look good in that hoodie.
(Reader): You know where else I'd look good?
Ponyo, zero hesitation: My bed.
(Reader), at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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