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Advice [Lunartides?]

     I forgot what I usually write up here so uh this is after s4
    Written 2.26.24
    Word count: 1497

     Requested (I think) by one of my awesome pookies Doodle_Writes_Things

     I'm so fucking tired but I just want to get something out so sorry if it sucks I've been having trouble getting anything down on a chapter and I have unfinished drafts from 5 months ago so forgive me I'm trying to work on stuff lmao 

     Enjoy I guess this is super short and not that good I have writers block

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     "You know.. Breaking bad isn't even that good." Changé sighed and put a pan of sour dough bread into the oven. On the cluttered counter was a laptop that was currently opened to the fifth season of a show that Macaque recommended her. "I prefer criminal minds, that's just my opinion."

     Changé set a timer for the bread and began cleaning up her mess. She'd been nonstop making all kinds of bread since 3:24 AM and there was flour everywhere. The moon swiftly reached for a cloth and began wiping the counter of crumbs and butter. Soon after, she picked a broom from the corner of the kitchen and began sweeping all the gunk that managed to find its way onto the floor.

     The moon hummed a tune that was extremely similar to "A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down” as she worked quickly, then eventually set the broom to the side and set her mind to the dishes.

     "There's nothing I hate more than the dishes." She groaned as she picked up a sponge and began scrubbing a pan. She soon moved onto a bowl, then a few plates, then a crock pot. She was in the middle of cleaning out the pot filled with dried beans when she suddenly heard a nether portal like sound from behind her. Changé turned her head around to see a purple portal, suddenly opening in the middle of her kitchen. She jumped back and yelled, "Okay, what is this?! Right in the middle of my kitchen, too! I need to get through there, stupid!"

     A shadowed figure from the other side of the portal made a running start before he jumped through, and out came Macaque, who threw himself out and fell on his face.

     "You idiot stick! How many times have I told you to not teleport in the middle of my kitchen?! Literally, like, the worst place you could pick." Changé scoffed and crossed her arms as Macaque laughed from the floor, "Hi, Changé. I kind of need to ask for some advice.."