Hooty is one of THOSE drunks.

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This chapter was suggested by slothWithMoss Enjoy!I also forgot to mention that I do take chapter suggestions y'all, so if you have something you want this crazy chat to do, just let me know and I'll gladly write it!

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This chapter was suggested by slothWithMoss Enjoy!
I also forgot to mention that I do take chapter suggestions y'all, so if you have something you want this crazy chat to do, just let me know and I'll gladly write it!

HOOTSIFER: HEEYEEYYYYYYUYYYYY EVERUBODYYY HOOOT HOIITIMB B    B B BGY WHERE'S THEV SOACE BAR

LULU: Um, is everything okay Hooty?

Eda: NO
Eda: PLEASE HELP

LULU: What the heck happened?

HOOTSIFER: EDA HAVE ME SOJE OD HER KUIVE

LULU: What?

Raine: He got into Eda's Apple Blood
Raine: No one knows how

Eda: I PUT IT IN A CABINET
Eda: HE DOESN'T HAVE ARMS

Darius: Eda.
Darius: HE IS THE OWL HOUSE
Darius: AND HE'S A STRETCHY TUBE OF BIRD, REMEMBER?
Darius: DO YOU REALLY THINK CABINETS ARE GOING TO STOP HIM?

Eda: DON'T YELL AT ME I'M FREAKING OUT
Eda: HE'S SCARY AS HELL RN AND I'M ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

Raine: Aww, don't cry baby, it's okay.

HOOTSIFER: I LIVE HAVJBF A PADTY IN THE PWL HLUZE BEACUSE OF FHE APPLE

Eda: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING😭😭😭😭
Eda: THROUGH TEXT OR IRL

HOOTSIFER: LULULULYLYLYLYKYKYLYLYKHKYKYKY

LULU: Yes?

HOOTSIFER: YPURE SO COOL

LULU: Aw, thank you, Hootsifer

HOOTSIFER: NO PRIBLEM LULY

Eda: SOMEONE HELP PLEASE HIS EYES ARE RED
Eda: WHY ON EARTH ARE THEY RED
Eda has gone offline

Raine: Well I'd love to stay but my wife is crying now. Someone please help. Hooty is scary and I don't like it. Thank you
Raine has gone offline

LULU: Welp, this looks like a job for me and Steve. We'll be right there
LULU has gone offline

HOOTSIFER: YA LULU AND SYRBE
HOOTSIFER: LA LA LSLALALALALALALALALA
HOOTSIFER: LA LA LA
HOOTSIFER: LA LA LA LALALALALALALAL
HOOTSIFER: HOOT HOOT BITCHES

Luz: WHO TAUGHT HOOTY A CUSS WORD?😭😭😭

Amity: AND WHY IS THAT THE ONLY THING HE CAN SPELL CORRECTLY?😭😭

Eda is online
Eda: GUYS HELP THIS IS KING EDA'S HYSTERICAL RAINE LOOKS SCARED OUT OF THEIR MIND AND HOOTY IS SAYING SWEAR WORDS ONES I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE I JUST WOKE UP HELP ME HE'S COMING FOR ME HELP ME PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭😭
Eda has gone offline

Ed: Um
Ed: What is going on?

Amity: Read up

Ed: Okey doke
Ed: Oh
Ed: OH
Ed: OH TITAN

Luz: YEAH
Luz: HE'S SCARING ME

HOOTSIFER: HOW BAAAAAD CAN I BE IN JUZT DOING EHAT COMES NATURALLY HOW BASAAAAAD CAN I VE HOW BAD CAN I POSISIBLY VE

Em: HOW IS HE DOING THAT?😭
Em: HOW IS HE TYPING IN BOLD?😭😭

Ed: AND WHO SHOWED HIM THE LORAX?😭

Luz: I DON'T KNOW😭😭😭😭

HOOTSIFER: YPU WANNA HEAR A BAD WORS?

Luz: No😭😭

HOOTSIFER: SHIT
HOOTSIFER: BITCH
HOOTSIFER: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HOOTSIFER: CK

Luz: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

HOOTSIFER HAS REMOVED LUZ FROM THE CHAT. BITCH.

Amity: WHAT IS GOING ON?😭

Ed: I DON'T KNOW😭😭

STOP WITH THE ALL CAPS ASSHATS. THAT'S HIS THING.

Amity has gone offline
Ed has gone offline
Em has gone offline

HOOTSIFER: LULUS HETE!!

BYE BYE FOR NOW🔥

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