Ed: Guys can you marry someone platonically?
Em: Oh Titan not this again
Em: I literally told you no like 500 times😭😭😭Amity: Nope, I don't think so.
Em: Marriage is literally a ritual that forces you to be with someone romantically for the rest of your life
Em: So noLuz: That's an interesting way to describe marriage
Eda: I wouldn't say it forces people to be together for the rest of their lives
Raine: It's a choice❤❤
Eda: ❤❤❤
Luz: Awwwwww💕
Ed: So you can't platonically marry someone?
Amity: I'm afraid not
Ed: DANGIT!
Amity: Is there someone you want to platonically marry?
Ed: Yes😭😭
Amity: Who?
Em: You don't wanna know
Ed:
Her😭❤
Amity: Katy Perry??
Ed: YES😭😭😭
Em: YOU'RE GAY
Ed: I KNOW THAT'S WHY I SAID PLATONICALLY😭😭
Em: She's also WAYYYY older than you
Em: And she has a husband and a childEd: THAT'S WHY I SAID PLATONICALLY
Em: WELL YOU CAN'T MARFY SOMEOME PLATONICALLYM
Ed: I KNOW THAT NOW😭😭😭😭
Alador: GUYS ME AND DARIUS WENT TO THE HUMAN REALM
Alador: AND YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I GOTDarius: Oh Titan😂
Alador: I GOT A RATATOUILE
Em: A what??
Amity: ?????
Ed: ?????
Ed:????
Darius: He's using word play
Alador: LIKE JASON MRAZ
Darius: Yes, like Jason Mraz, honey, but you might want to explain what you're talking about because our children are confused.
Alador: I GOT A RAT TATOOEY
Ed: YOU GOT A RAT TATOO??????
Alador: YES
Eda: I have a few tatoos
Eda: But my favorite is this yellow triangle with a top hatLuz: That's really random...
Eda: It was on impulse. I just thought of it in my head and said "Yeah let's do that!"
Eda: I'm thinking of getting another one thoughLuz: Ooh really? What're you gonna get?
Eda: Either a storm cloud or a music note
Eda: In honor of my sweet little butterbeanRaine: 😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤
Luz: 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤
Lillith: Hooty wants me to get a tatoo of his face.
Lillith: It doesn't seem like a bad idea.Steve: I have a tatoo of Matt's birthdate. I thought it would be cool to have a memory of my brother whereve I go. Especially since I was in the Emperor's Coven and couldn't see him a lot.
Lillith: Aw Steve that's really sweet.
Matt: I'm totally not crying or anything
Matt: 😭😭😭😭Ed: Can we get back on the topic of my possibly platonic wife?
Darius: You can't platonically marry Katy Perry, Eddie.
Luz: Eddie?!?!?!?
Darius: Yes.
Darius has changed Ed to Eddie
Darius has changed Em to EmiEddie: YAY NEW NAMES
Emi: I LOVE IT
Eddie: BEAUTIFUL
Emi: SUPERB
Eddie: MYSTICAL
Emi: MAGICAL
Eddie: 💚💚💚💚
Emi: 💚💚💚💚
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