Edric's platonic wife???

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Ed: Guys can you marry someone platonically?

Em: Oh Titan not this again
Em: I literally told you no like 500 times😭😭😭

Amity: Nope, I don't think so.

Em: Marriage is literally a ritual that forces you to be with someone romantically for the rest of your life
Em: So no

Luz: That's an interesting way to describe marriage

Eda: I wouldn't say it forces people to be together for the rest of their lives

Raine: It's a choice❤❤

Eda: ❤❤❤

Luz: Awwwwww💕

Ed: So you can't platonically marry someone?

Amity: I'm afraid not

Ed: DANGIT!

Amity: Is there someone you want to platonically marry?

Ed: Yes😭😭

Amity: Who?

Em: You don't wanna know

Ed:

Her😭❤

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Her😭❤

Amity: Katy Perry??

Ed: YES😭😭😭

Em: YOU'RE GAY

Ed: I KNOW THAT'S WHY I SAID PLATONICALLY😭😭

Em: She's also WAYYYY older than you
Em: And she has a husband and a child

Ed: THAT'S WHY I SAID PLATONICALLY

Em: WELL YOU CAN'T MARFY SOMEOME PLATONICALLYM

Ed: I KNOW THAT NOW😭😭😭😭

Alador: GUYS ME AND DARIUS WENT TO THE HUMAN REALM
Alador: AND YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I GOT

Darius: Oh Titan😂

Alador: I GOT A RATATOUILE

Em: A what??

Amity: ?????

Ed: ?????
Ed:

Ed: ?????Ed:

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????

Darius: He's using word play

Alador: LIKE JASON MRAZ

Darius: Yes, like Jason Mraz, honey, but you might want to explain what you're talking about because our children are confused.

Alador: I GOT A RAT TATOOEY

Ed: YOU GOT A RAT TATOO??????

Alador: YES

Eda: I have a few tatoos
Eda: But my favorite is this yellow triangle with a top hat

Luz: That's really random...

Eda: It was on impulse. I just thought of it in my head and said "Yeah let's do that!"
Eda: I'm thinking of getting another one though

Luz: Ooh really? What're you gonna get?

Eda: Either a storm cloud or a music note
Eda: In honor of my sweet little butterbean

Raine: 😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤

Luz: 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤

Lillith: Hooty wants me to get a tatoo of his face.
Lillith: It doesn't seem like a bad idea.

Steve: I have a tatoo of Matt's birthdate. I thought it would be cool to have a memory of my brother whereve I go. Especially since I was in the Emperor's Coven and couldn't see him a lot.

Lillith: Aw Steve that's really sweet.

Matt: I'm totally not crying or anything
Matt: 😭😭😭😭

Ed: Can we get back on the topic of my possibly platonic wife?

Darius: You can't platonically marry Katy Perry, Eddie.

Luz: Eddie?!?!?!?

Darius: Yes.
Darius has changed Ed to Eddie
Darius has changed Em to Emi

Eddie: YAY NEW NAMES

Emi: I LOVE IT

Eddie: BEAUTIFUL

Emi: SUPERB

Eddie: MYSTICAL

Emi: MAGICAL

Eddie: 💚💚💚💚

Emi: 💚💚💚💚

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