Alador:
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(A/N: No rats were held in the making of this gc. I found this rat on Pinterest)
Alador: So...we got a rat last night
Luz: Is that Aunt Lillith's hand?
Alador: Yes. She wanted to hold my rat
Lillith: YUMMY RAT HOOT HOOT
Lillith: THIS IS HOOTU BTW
Lillith: *HOOTY
Alador: Please don't eat my rat. Thank you
Darius: I had to hold more rats.
Darius: 😭😭😭😭
Alador: And now we have one as a pet!
Eddie: WAIT REALLY
Eddie: WE HAVE A RAT?
Alador: Yes!
Emi: They brought it inside the house last night, Ed
Eddie: I WAS ASLEEP
Amity: A human rat?
Amity: Well, not actually human.
Amity: You know what I mean right?
Alador: Yes. He's from the Human Realm
Eddie: AWWWWW
Eddie: Does he have a name yet?
Alador: I was thinking Remy, but what do you guys wanna name him?
Eddie: TINY BOI
Emi: TINY BOI
Amity: TINY BOI
Luz: TINY BOI
Eda: TINY BOI
Raine: TINY BOI
Steve: TINY BOI
Gus: TINY BOI
Mattholomule: TINY BOI
Vee: TINY BOI
Masha: TINY BOI
Willow: TINY BOI
Hunter: TINY BOI
Darius: TINY BOI
Lillith: TINY BOI
Alador: Well I guess his name is Tiny Boi then
Eddie: YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Emi: TINY BOIIIIIIIIIIII
Eddie: He's just a tiny little boi
Darius: Tiny Boi is not helping my fear of rats😭
Raine: Awww it's okay Darius. I have a fear of cats😭
Darius: Wait what?
Darius: I thought you loved cats?
Raine: I do! They're adorable!
Raine: But they scare me...
Lillith: We saw a Human Realm cat when we were buying Alador's rat. Raine cried.
Raine: 😭😭😭
Eda: They did?
Lillith: Yes. You were sleeping I think.
Darius: Hey, Tiny Boi is not just Al's rat. His rat is my rat.
Lillith: But you don't like rats?
Darius: And you don't like children. You still love Luz and King with all your heart don't you?
Lillith: That's a fair point😂
Luz: DID YOU JUST USE AN EMOJI????
Eda: SHE DIDDDDD
Lillith: I've used emojis before.
Eda: No you either do the old lady :) or type your emotions out. I didn't know you even knew how to use emojis
Lillith: OLD LADY?
Luz: AND SHE'S TYPING IN ALL CAPS
Eda: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LILLI?
Darius: Rats. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT RATS NOT EVEN 5 SECONDS AGO WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Raine: I have no clue😭😭
Darius: Did you really cry last night?
Raine: No...
Eddie: Jeez dad. It sounds like you guys had more fun last night than I've had in my whole life
Darius: Didn't you get a boyfriend last night?
Eddie: I DID!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁
Darius: That was surely more fun than being forced to hold 1000 rats.
Raine: Aw c'mon that's not all we did.
Raine: You and Alador slow danced💞💞💞
Darius: And Eda almost stole someone's child😂😂
Luz: SHE DID??!?!?!??
Eda: No I wasn't gonna steal them. I don't want another kid. I have plenty
Lillith: How many do you have exactly?
Eda: Luz, King, Blight brother, and every member of the bard coven except for Raine
Eddie: AW REALLY?!
Eda: Of course kiddo💛
Alador: When did you adopt my son?
Eda: It was a while back. It's not official, but he's pretty much my son
Alador: Sooo, 2 dads, a mom, and Odalia?
Eda: Ew no we don't count her
Amity: What else did you guys do last night?
Eda: Lilli made a human friend
Darius: Oh that one old woman with the piercings?
Lillith: She wasn't old. She was about 50.
Darius: She was?
Lillith: Yes. And it wasn't just her that I made friends with, I also made friends with her spouse.
Raine: OH YEAH THE NONBINARY PERSON
Eda: Raine was thrilled to find another middle-aged enby
Raine: They were so cool :}
Lillith: See, I'm not the only one that uses :)
Eda: You are tho
Eda: You use :)
Eda: Raine spices it up a bit
Eda: You're just boring
Eda: Just kidding Lilli I love you :]✨💛🤘
Lillith: I love you too💙
Darius: ALADOR GAVE TINY BOI MY LAST NAME
Darius: HIS NAME IS TINY BOI DEAMONNE
Darius: AHHHHH💜💜💜💜
Alador: I did it so when I have your last name, we'll all match
Darius: I-
Eda: AHHHH
Raine: AHHHH
Steve: AHHHH
Lillith: :0 :0 :0 :0
Eda: (Old lady Lilli)
Lillith: (I'm not the one with silver hair and back problems)
Luz: OOOOOOOOO
Eda: She's not wrong😂😂
Lillith: =]]]]]]
Eda: That's worse than the other ones😭
Lillith: *3❤❤
Eda: What is that?😭😭
Lillith: A kissy face.
Eda: If you're going to use emojis anyway just use 😙😙
Luz: She's vibing, Eda. Don't bully her vibe away
Lillith: Yeah, don't bully me. I'm vibing :)
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FanfictionThere are a bunch of these and I think they're super funny so I decided to make one. Also, the cover art is not mine.
