Chapter 22: Weird Island, Buzzcut mochi, Meat, Roastology

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(A/N: I own nothing, one piece is owned by whoever created one piece)

Sum Head canons (For this story anyway)

-Shiki and Whitebeard frequently got into fights onboard the deck of the rocks pirate's ship with their brawls being as common as breathing, normally starting from childish insults that quickly devolves into a bloodbath unless someone breaks it up before it get's out of hand or they might destroy their bloody ship, it's normally either Linlin's (Who normally cheers on for either one of them to die) or their captain who breaks up their fight... or joins em.

-Luffy's sandals are supreme-grade quality weapons, no one knows it though.

-Luffy/Cracker/Uta share somewhat similar thought processes, normally leading to idiotic shit.

-Melise is a graduate from The Los Santos Institute of Roastology, many characters from different anime, cartoons, movies and games come together to be taught by Professor Lamar, they must sign a contract agreement to keep the institute a secret from anyone they know except their fellow colleagues who also attend the educational facility.

-Cracker has a phobia of anything medical-related that can be painful (Mostly syringes and rubbing alcohol), he mildly fears Smoothie when she once chased him throughout the islands of Totto land wearing a nurse uniform with a comically large syringe during Halloween when she was 10, all the while beaming at him brightly like a child. He ran faster when he saw her expression.

-Katakuri doesn't understand why, but when he sees anything related to fire-fist Ace, the first thing to come to mind is a donut much to the elder brother's confusion over his own thought process over the older brother Luffy sworned with and new captain of the whitebeard pirates.

-Big mom, before Luffy's birth, purposefully ate a shit load of candy and desserts to gain weight in order to get a terrifying appearance so she could use her devil fruit more effectively on people through fear when they see her as an giant ugly monster, making it more easier to drain their souls... She decided to throw that plan out of the window when she sobered up and realize it would also ruin her strength and stamina, especially her Haki if she became more reliant on devil fruit.

-Snack is highly respected amongst his siblings to be the only non-devil fruit user as a sweet general, solely relying on strength, swordsmanship and Haki.

-Smoothie has heterochromia and (Maybe will be added, who knows?) somewhat of a split personality disorder, they both are linked. When she covers her eye she acts serious, but when she uncovers/moves her hair aside, her personality does a 180.

-Akainu is smoking around 1 to 3 packs of Cuban Cigars a day (Each pack containing around 10) after the timeskip.

-Kizaru is at his strongest when he is high asf, his blood flow lowers from hitting a blunt, allowing him to be more calm rather than stressed which he is prone to (Unless high), if enough stress is put onto him, it could kill his high, making it easier to take him down unless he hits another one.

-Smoker is immune to the side effects of smoking solely thanks to his devil fruit that negates it, meaning he can deadass smoke 10 cigarettes at a time if he wants to.

-(Maybe/In consideration) Chopper is a drug dealer and is secretly Kizaru's weed man.

-The man who asked about Roger's treasure at his execution, ASK. D. QUESTIONS, has a bounty of 1,650,000,000... AND RISING WITH EVERY NEW PIRATE CREW RISING UP.

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