I was checking my YouTube feed when suddenly a new video popped up from my favorite YouTuber, Wisegirl7! She'd finally done the boyfriend tag! She's talked for almost the entire time about her super hot boyfriend and every single one of her viewers has been waiting since we started watching her to meet him. The video was called Q/A with my boyfriend. I clicked on it.
"Hey everyone!" Annabeth doesn't really have an intro, she usually just says hello and gets to the point. "So i know a lot of you guys have been waiting for me to post with my boyfriend recently...so i finally caved. He's wanted to do this for awhile. PERCY! GET IN HERE!" She calls to the door. Suddenly there's a crash outside her door and a guy with messy black hair and sea-green eyes runs in and flops on the bed. Annabeth just rolls her eyes.
"What's the emergency!" I giggle. I already know who he is, it's Percy Jackson, he has a channel called aquaman3 and he's a total goofball. I was hoping it would be him though, the entire internet world ships them!
"No emergency, it's finally time." Percy looks up and notices the camera for the first time.
"Oh. OH! FINALLY! You guys don't know how loooooooooooong I've waited to to be on Annabeths channel so i can come annoy her during her challenges and whatever!"
Which is exactly why I've put it off until now. Anyway, first question. How long have you guys known each other? Since we were 12. Next! When did you start dating? Love you! Aw, I love you too, we started dating on this dimwits 16th birthday." I can't help it, i pause the video and full on crack up at that because it just hits me for some reason. I just think it's hilarious that she'll just casually insult him in front of the entire world. Since I'm in the middle of my living room with my AirPods on, my mom shoots me a look and points to my little sister conked out on her lap.
"Sorry, really funny video." I say when i can stop laughing. She smiles. I press play.
"Question number three..." Annabeth begins.
"You pick boring questions, it's my turn!" Percy whines and snatched the clipboard of screenshotted questions out of her hands.
"Hmmm...most of these are boring, how about...OOH! First kiss, when we were 14 and possibly about to die. Long story. Then she got mad at me for being kidnapped for 2 weeks afterward." He shoves her playfully. "Anyway next...um...(thinking these questions up is hard 😂) ew gross, not gonna answer that...what kind of a question is 'ilyvpsomitno' sorry, i can't understand that."
"It's an abbreviation Seaweed brain."
"OH so it means 'it's lunch you very pretty stupid maybe idiotic tan novices oop'?"
"Something like that, or maybe 'i love your videos please shout out me in the next one?" Annabeth suggests.
"That's a little nicer. Anyway...next question, flips page, NO we've hit the interesting ones. Do you enjoy pineapple on pizza? Its the only way to pizza. What's your favorite color? Blue. Do you want any kids? Yes. Best ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip. Favorite ship name? Percabeth duhhhhhhhh." He drags out the duh and i stifle my laughter so i don't wake up the baby. "Onewheeling or electric scooter. Onewheel always. I prefer the GT to the XR because it has the same tire as the pint and it goes faster and it has the treaded tire..."
"Percy i don't think most of my audience knows what a Onewheel is."
"Go watch my channel and you'll find out it's 'aquaman3' anyway, skydiving or knife throwing? I don't know because i haven gone skydiving, YET. key word yet."
"Okay since Percy took over he wasted all the time! Oh well, this is exactly how he always acts, i couldn't have expected better from this child. Anyway, love you guys, and I'll see you in the best video! Bye!" This video cuts out. I don't have to look up what a Onewheel because i already watch Percy's channel but I'll add a picture right...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Here is a not so beautiful picture of a beautiful GT which is what Percy talked about in Annabeths video,
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
And here is a beautiful XR that Percy was also talking about.
And we'll go into the AN from here. I did my best to make Percy the child he is and added a lot of elements of myself into that because i am not 14, I'm 6. Duh. Jk I'm 14 😅 but anyway making these questions was harder than it looked but i got through. Onewheeling is one of my favorite things and i worked my butt off saving to get myself a pint, (the smallest model,) but they're all awesome for different reasons, i just felt like Percy would appreciate the GT because it's better on trails and i assume he would ride at CHB but enough of my Onewheel rant...
