Kyle Doesn't Have Two Mothers

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Kyle: I love my mothers!

Paul: You love your mother.

Kyle: Yes, I love my mothers.

Paul: Why are you being plural, all of a sudden?

Kyle: I have two moms!

Lacey: How can you have two moms? That doesn't make any sense.

Kyle: Just like I said, I have two moms! One of them is Arabic!

Lacey: What?!

Kyle: Yeah, she's from Oman! *crazed laughter*

Mary: *whacks Kyle with the cartoon mallet*

Kyle: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Mary: No one has two moms! Only one!





This story was written on Thursday, March 30th, 2023.

A/N Kyle is being silly! He doesn't have two moms! What the heck?! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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