ABC Pizza
Main St
Cromwell, Connecticut
Mary: *eating cheese pizza*
Woman: Hey, there! I am Doctor Carla Jasen, and I am a dentist! How are you doing today?
Mary: Um, good?
Woman: Great, that's great! How would you like to come to my office to get a tooth pulled?
Mary: I'm sorry? *raised eyebrows*
Woman: My dental clinic is in Middletown, on Saybrook Rd. What day is good for ya?
Mary: Never! *whacks the woman with a cartoon mallet*
Woman: *out cold*
Mary: *pulls up her boot and resumes eating*
Man: I don't think she's even a real dentist!
This story was written on Tuesday, March 21st, 2023.
A/N Some people in the fictional realm are stupid. 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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