Lady: *in bridal attire* Hey, handsome!
Brandon: Who are you?
Lady: Before you ask, no I'm not getting married. I don't even have a boyfriend. I just felt like wearing this.
Brandon: Um, okay?
Lady: Yeah. *snorts like a pig*
Carlton: What the freak?
Lady: *still snorting like a pig*
Adam: Cut that out!
Lady: *still snorting like a pig*
Adam: I said, cut that out!
Lady: *still snorting like a pig*
Adam: *whacks the pretend bride with a cartoon mallet*
Lady: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her head and her tongue sticking out*
Adam: Sheesh!
This story was written on Friday, March 10th, 2023.
A/N Why a lady would wear a bridal dress, and not get married is beyond me! Oh well! Weird, I know, but yeah. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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