Hahaha I kicked this guy in the nuts and kissed him. ~Steve
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" ~Flutter
Omg werewolves are like, so totes cray cray! ~Brooke
This werewolf is called Brian
Hey there. My name is Brian. Apparently I'm a werewolf? A werewolf? A wereWOLF? A wereWOLF?!There is nothing 'wolf' about me. Just read the damn story and you'll find out why.
This morning when I woke up, I felt like I was drunk. Probably because I was. I had been eating a little too many vampires for my liver's liking. Anyway, all I did that day was drink lemonade and play video games. I just act like a normal person, geez. That night, I howled at the moon, then called my dogs. They all came running up to me and I sent them out to go and kill some vampires. All werewolves are is people who have a pack of dogs for killing vampires. Anyway, cya, I don't need to write the rest of the week.
What?! I thought werewolves actually turned into something!
Uhh...I gotta go bye!
*Poof*
What the...he just turned into a cat!
Get the cat get the cat get the cat! Woof Woof!
Right. So he was lying. I hope you guys weren't lying either! *Staring at Steve, Brooke, And where Flutter was*
Good
Get the cat get the cat get the cat!
He thinks hes a dog...
Thanks to teil murphy for giving me the idea that werewolves turn into cats.
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Mythical Creatures Gone Wrong
HumorYou know them. Unicorns, dragons, vampires, werewolves, mermaids, goblins, witches, pegasuses, and so on. But what we know of them is just a stereotype. I gathered a few of my mythical friends to write a week in their daily life. It's time to reveal...
