Vampires are ugly. ~ Steve
"III AAAMM GOOOIIINNG TOOO FIIIINIIISH MYYY PAAARRRT!" ~Flutter
Vampires are...strange. This one is known as Brooke. (She's a girl)
Omg heyyyyyyy I am like so totes excited now. I'm, like, Brooke. I am soooo happpyyy to take part in this cray cray book! Like,I am a vampirree! Ohh and blood is totes desgusting, I prefer feet. Like omg feet are just like yummmmm. LOOOOOOOOLZZZZZZ yesterday I was like, eating feet, and like they taste YUUUUUMMMMM. And then, like, the moon like, came out, and i was just like "AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHH IT BURNS!" because the moon is like, so cray cray it burns me, you know? Oh and my epic boyfriend was just like "Omg you totes got moon burn!" so I was just like "Omg I totes did!" and then we were just like talking about moon burn for like 3 hours then i fell asleep in my cot and like slept for the rest of the week, like omg i know i like sleep a lot! Bye i need to like, get to like, the vampire mall, so like, cya!
Thanks to bethie2384 for giving me the idea of *cough cough* what vampires *cough cough* should be like.
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Mythical Creatures Gone Wrong
HumorYou know them. Unicorns, dragons, vampires, werewolves, mermaids, goblins, witches, pegasuses, and so on. But what we know of them is just a stereotype. I gathered a few of my mythical friends to write a week in their daily life. It's time to reveal...
