China (PRC) pulled out a weapon and pointed it at Taiwan (ROC). "You are part of real China," China said.
"Yes, because I AM REAL CHINA," yelled Taiwan.
"No u," retorted China.
"YES ME," screamed Taiwan.
"BRUHHHHH I'M TRYING TO SHLEEEEEEP! STFU!!!!!" yelled Vietnam from the couch. (so yeah this is a sleepover or smth)
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" yelled Japan from the mat.
"SUCK IT!" Vietnam yelled.
"NO," said Japan.
"WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN tHaT!" said Vietnam, his voice rapidly deteriorating.
"Why am I even here," said Russia.
"EW RUSSIA EUROPEAN NO GO AWAY AHHHHHHHHH," basically all of Asia yelled.
"Ok fine, I'll leave," and Russia left, only to get dronestriked.
"L BOZO," said Turkey.
China blinked. "Anyways..." Then he ate Taiwan.
Then the U.S.A. came in the room and pulled out a fishing rod and fished Taiwan back out.
Yeah, this is fine.
Sorry if this is offensive to anyone, but I don't think anyone is actually ever going to read this (depression)
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