my brain when I see my sky-high death count: "Jesus, what were we thinking? Silver, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole Medic thing and admit you're in danger if you play this class!"
me about to push into last with my team with thirty seconds left: "Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many lives I save a match? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop playing Medic? A Medi Gun Strange enough that it could be listed on Backpack.tf for a hundred keys goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to see match play without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Silver. I am the danger! A Spy opens his spawn door and gets shot by an Übered Heavy and you think that of me? No. I am the one who pops!"
(disclaimer: my Medi Gun is not actually worth 100 keys)
