Po: would you still love me if i was a worm?
Tinky Winky: of course, i'd keep you in my pocket.
Dipsy: would you still love me if i was a worm?
Laa-Laa: no, that'd be gross.
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Po, sitting on the floor with some paper and a sharpie: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake.
Dipsy: You're literally making a valentines card for Tinky right now.
Po, pointing a glue gun at him: You're on thin fucking ice, Dipstick
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Po: How many kids do you have?
Lenny: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Tinky Winky: No, I'm not tired of being nice, yes I still wanna go apeshit. These things can coexist, stop asking me.
Tinky Winky: I wanna go apeshit but like, in a kind and respectful way.
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Po: No gender just shitty black nail polish
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Tinky Winky: I've wanted to be a trophy wife since I was a little boy
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Po: This has been a long day, I'm going to bed.
Tori: It's 9am, You've been awake for an hour.
Po: Goodnight.
