Yeti: This date is boring.
Guardian: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Yeti: Then why did you invite me?
Guardian: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, Guardian, I do whatever I want" and followed me here.
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Maybe Yeti/Guardian?
Yeti: This date is boring.
Guardian: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Yeti: Then why did you invite me?
Guardian: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, Guardian, I do whatever I want" and followed me here.