Tinky Winky: Who ate all the cookies?
Po: Ninjas.
Tinky Winky: I didn't see them.
Po: No one ever does.
-
Po: Can you do the thing?
Tinky Winky: What thing?
Po: You know, the thing that makes me happy.
Tinky Winky: Oh! [smiles]
Po, softly: Thanks.
-
Tinky Winky: What's your biggest fear?
Dipsy: Being forgotten
Tinky Winky: Dang, that's deep. Mine's the Kool-Aid man but I feel kind of stupid about it now
-
Tinky Winky: What could be better than serving up smiles?
Dipsy: Being dead or anything else.
-
Po: Tinks, you're a genius!
Tinky Winky: Yeah I get called that a lot.
Po: A genius?
Tinky Winky: No, 'Tinks.'
-
Tinky Winky: What are you doing?
Po: Watching you read.
Tinky Winky: I don't even want to know why you're watching me read, but can you at least do it without munching on your toast?
-
Po, sobbing: What do you want from me???
Infected Tinky Winky: *standing in the corner of the room, eating a kit-Kat the wrong way*
Po: PLEASE, JUST STOP.
